Valentine's Day... so much love
It will come to be in two days
You see I'm happy because
I have a valentine
*opens a bag of doritos and sits on a mountain of food*
It's food
My one and only 😊
my aunt
Hooked me up with my love
She sent me all da chocolates and pringles
So I can drown myself in this love
See my love is extremely hot *lifts up some takis*
"Cuddley what about HUMAN BEINGS!?"
You see food is my companion
Food keeps me alive
It has the option to potentially kill me
It cheers me up
And the best part
I don't have to worry about making any wrong moves
So those to you spending you valentines with your valentine
Just remember you could have had a date with Netflix, snacks and candies
And a comfy sofa
I'll be spending Valentine's Day with my love
See
Another thing I like about love compared to those human boys
Is that they don't call me ugly
Or stupid
My food treats me nicely
Well unless I get a stomach ache
But overall I don't need a human valentine....
Because my love is something I actually Can't live without
