So I got this friend that I've known for like
4 weeks- we'll call her......
Ling
Becuz I honestly am too lazy to think of anything else
Anyways EVER SINCE Ling has came to my school she has been playing matchmaker
With ME
*drinks apple juice*
Now real life me ain't no Cuddley when it comes to relationships
No...
Hahahahahaha
I can't even be a near a guy in real life
Unless we have already talked I won't get a inch closer..
Exactly, now you be thinking
"Dang Cuddley they aren't that bad blah blah blah"
No I never said they were bad
In fact it's not them
It's me
Because yo no matter what I do it always seems weird whenever I'm around dem
And then you got Ling
Trying to set me up...
With the boi .....
Who god forbid
Is always holding the door to let other people to their classes
I DONT EVEN KNOW DIS DUDE
I DONT THINK IVE EVER EVEN SEEN HIS FACE BECUZ I DONT PAY ATTENTION
AND FRANKLY ID LIKE TO KEEP IT THAT WAY
BUT NOOO
CAUSE LING OVER HERE ALREADY PLANNED OUT DA WEDDING
THERE AINT NO GOING BACK
I legit swear she planned a wedding already.....
I mean literally...
ANYWAYS
the first day of school for her she said dis
(Friend) I'm going to set you up with someone"
(Me) no your not
(Friend) yes I am!
(Me) no your not
(Friend) yes I am!
(Me) no your not
(Friend) yes I am!
*she sees the guy at the door*
(Friend) WITH HIM
(Me) no your not
(Friend) yes I am!
(Me) no your not
(Friend) yes I am!
(Me) YOU CANT BE WITH SOMEONE YOU JUST MET
*thinks of cunder......*
(Me) just no.....
(Friend) YES
(Me) no
(Friend) yes I am!
(Teacher) HUSSSHHHHHH
(Us) O.O
/two days later/
(me) and so I-
(Friend) aye! look who it is!
(Me) huh?
*ling points to the guy at the door*
(Friend) hue hue hue
(Me) NO
(Friend) fine... whatever.. I was actually gonna set you up with him....
But your a chicken *makes chicken noises*
(Me) ITS NOT THAT IM A CHICKEN-
(Friend) yes, yes you are a chicken... BOK BOCK BOK
*flaps pretend wings*
(Me).................... IM AM NOT A CHICKEN
(Friend) BOOOOCCCKKKKK
/yesterday/
*awkwardly walks through the door because I'm so scared Ling is there*
{mind} oh god... I swear if Ling.... is there.........
/Ling behind me/
(Ling) she has a crush on dat guy
(Acquaint) :O
*I turn around*
(Me) FOR THE LOVE OF PETE I DO NOT
*turns back around*
/behind me/
(Ling) dat be her future husband there
(Me).....................................................
Cuddley.exe has broken
(Ling) bye friend!
*she comes up to me*
(Me) for the last time, I do not......
(Ling) THEN WHY
where you smiling so hard and blushing?
(Me)....
{right brain} hey rightie did you activate the love button
{left brain) naw man I activated THE EMBARRASSED BUTTON
{right brain} well.. WHAT DO WE DO!? IM NOT GOOD WITH AWKWARD SITUATIONS
{left brain} IDK WE FAILED MISERABLY LAST TIME- HIT THE EXCUSE BUTTON
BOOP
(Me) well you see it's hard to explain... I have like this..... phobia...... around other guys.....
*my brain facepalms*
{right brain} we are so screwed....
(Ling) mhm..
(Me) and I just can't..... *does WIERD hand motion*
{right brain} OKAY WHO ACTIVATED THE WIERD EXPRESSIONS, IT LOOKS LIKE WE ARE FORMING FIRE OVER HERE
{left brain} *crying* I failed.. I spilled coffee on the control panel
{right brain}............... okay.. CUDDLEY JUST TELL HER YOU SMILED CUZ YOU KNEW SHE WAS THERE AND IT WAS FUNNY
(Ling) ooh then why were you smiling?
(Me) cause I knew you were right there-
*my right brain hits their head against their panel*
{right brain} NOO THAT DID NOT MAKE THINGS BETTER
(Ling) ooh! Hue hue
{right brain} JUST RETREATTTT
(Me) you know what- bye Ling I'm done
(Ling) OOOOOH
{right brain} we....failed....
{left brain} *bursts into tears* MY COFFEEE
(Me)... that was so awkward.....
