Struggles of being a guy- the guys

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(Legend) women don't have that many problems....

(A gang of girls)...... *gets katanas*

(Legend) OH SHIIIIII *runs*

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The guys presents
Guy problems
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(Thunder) being a guy in the old days:

*sips tea*

(Thunder) being a guy today:

(Girl) WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME YOU NASTY LITTLE BOY

(Thunder) I JUST SAID YOU LOOKED NICE

*the girl gets a bat and beats him up*
(Thunder) AHH PLEASE DON'T HURT ME
(Girl) WE DONT NEED MEN
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(Me) hey do you think this makes me look fat?

(Thunder) O.O- hold on
*calls buster*

(Buster) hm hello?
(Thunder) BUSTER.... SHE ASKED ME THE QUESTION
(Buster) O.O *starts tearing up* IM GONNA MISS YOU MAN
*thunder cries*

(Me) ANSWER ME THUNDER

(Thunder) *gulp*

..... I think it makes you look flatter.....

(Cud).........

WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME!?
(Thunder) SCREEEEEEEEEEE
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(Legend) see when girls are around.. you have to be "a man"
/flash/
(Snow) AHHH SPIDER KILL IT *throws books at it*
(Legend) I GOT IT! :D *kills it*
/flash back/
(Legend) but when their not around well...
/flash/
(Legend) *screams* SPIDERRR >~<

(Spider-Man) HEY LEGEND
(Legend) HOLY CRAP SPOODERMAN

(Snow) O.O..........
*faints*

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(Buster) see the thing is.. most girls think we're perverts... but did you ever think that we thought you were perverts too!?

(Buster) IM NOT TAKING OFF MY SHIRT >~<
(Ling) you look hot!
(Buster) NOPE NOPE
(Ling) COME ON!
(Buster) *blush* NOOO I DONT LIKE TAKING IT OFF

(Buster) well unless your Ling and die after I take anything off

(Ling) no baby! I mean your sweating... you look hot.... you should probably take it off before you get overheated!
(Buster)......... oh.....
PFT I knew that

*he takes it off*
(Buster) so now-
*he looks at ling*

(Ling) fainted

(Buster)....... Ling.....
Babe...
You okay?

(Ling) *sticks out tongue like she's dead*
(Buster) am I going to have to carry you now....

*ling perks up*
(Ling) YESSS....

*faints again*
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(Thunder) see girls always expect us to be perfect gentlemen's..... that's like saying we expect you all to be perfect nice girls that don't talk, and just smile all the time with your legs crossed properly
See where I'm getting at?
It's impossible.....
SO DONT ASK FOR A GENTLEMEN
SPECIALLY IF YOUR FINER THAN A SHARPIE

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