Okay just before I start this thing... play this song.. and tell me I'm not the only one..
DAT HEARS SEXY ELEPHANT INSTEAD OF SWEET NOTHING
IDK IF IM A MESSED UP CHILD OR WHAT BUT I SWEAR TO GOD..
If it's just me..
I got it from my aunt and uncle, cause dis one time we were listening to this song and my uncle goes
"XD IT SOUNDS LIKE HE SAID HE LIKES HIS UNDERWEAR"
Outta blue,
And once u heard dat....
THE WHOLE SONG SOUNDED LIKE DAT AND ME AND MY AUNT WERE JUST CRACKING UP
CAUSE ALL YOU HEARD WAS
I LIKE UNDERWEAR
MEH UNDERWEARRRRRR
UNDERWEAR UNDERWEAR
LALALALALALALALALA
UNDA
WEARRRRRRRRRR
IN THE MOST VOICE CRACKING VOICE
This what happens when u give me Pepsi...
But I think Ling would approve of dis
(Ling) lol bro, it's sounds like
SO ILL PUT MY FAITH ON SOMETHING THAT I KNOW
IM LIVING ON SEXY ELEPHANT
SWEET ELEPHANT
SWEET ELEPHANT
YOUR GIVING ME SEXY ELEPHANT
(Me) OH GAWD THE LAST LINE DOH XD
I think this was a good way to start your bloopers Ling
(Ling) you kidding!? THIS WAS JUST GREAT
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And now Le bloopers... becuz Ling makes a lot...
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Blooper 1
*ling knocks on thunders door and he opens*
(Thunder) Ling.. its like 2 am.....
(Ling) hey thaylin, SURPRISE IM BACK
(Thunder) you have been gone for three months...
(Ling) oh I have been busy..
WITH
DEATH
(The camera crew) O.O that's dark....
(Me) CUT!
(Ling) lol it be the truth though
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*ling knocks on thunders door and he opens*
(Thunder) Ling.. its like 2 am.....
(Ling) hey thaylin, nice to see you too after all I have been dead up until this scene
(Thunder)........
Your right...............
*SLOW MO HUG*
(Ling) oh btw... I stole a car
(Thunder) WAIT WHAT!?
(Ling) YOU THINK I WOULD COME BACK FROM THE DEAD WITHOUT A GRAND ENTRANCE!? HURRY GET IN *he takes his hand and drags him in the car* hold on tight-
(Thunder) oh no...
(Ling) Thaylin! Put on your seatbelt what if we crash!? I DONT NEED EXTRA CHARGES
(Thunder) -,- *puts on seatbelt*
*cops get at the cars rear*
*she steps on it*
(Thunder) AHHHHHHHHHH *holds on to handle* WHAT DID YOU DO!?
(Ling) I MADE OUT WITH A POLICE OFFICER
(Thunder) YOU WHAT!?
(Ling) WELL I NEED TO GO TO NEW CORK SOME WAY
(Thunder) LING!
(Ling) AYE HE WAS CUTE
(Thunder) WHAT THE HECK SIS
(Ling) SO HOWS YOUR DAY-
(Thunder) LING WATCH OUT!
*they go full speeds in a squiggle*
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*thunder and Ling are walking down a sidewalk*
(Thunder) hey thanks for helping me move into my new house
(Ling) no prob
*a guy walks down the street*
(Ling) god dang, he's cute... I'll brb thaylin I need a slice of dat-
*goes to the guy*
(Ling) hello can I buy one of your cakes?
*everyone laughs*
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(Thunder) hey Ling? Can you keep a secret?
(Ling) OOH! Juicy, of COURSE
(Thunder) I had my first kiss today..
*ling gets starry eyed*
(Ling) OMG REALLY!? WHATS THEIR NAME!?
(Thunder) SHH! Her name is Cuddley
(Ling) 😲 wait- when did you meet her?
(Thunder) umm....
Today...
(Ling) -.- YOU CANT KISS SOMEONE YOU JUST MET
LOL I sound like Elsa right now.. NO ANNA DONT MARRY SOMEONE YOU JUST MET- except Anna doesn't listen to me XD
*beep*
(Thunder) AYE, IT WASNT MY FAULT! IT WAS HER BEST FRIENDS FAULT
(Ling) hmm... what type of kiss?
(Thunder) LING! *he blushes*
(Ling) *she puts her hands up* I didn't say nothing-
Dang I was hoping for a french kiss..
(Thunder) LING your supposed to say that in french
(Ling) oh uh...... hahahahaha......
I was also hoping for you guys to make out...
*thunder throws the pillow at her*
(Ling) okay I deserved that
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(Thunder) Ling.. this is Cuddley
(Me) hai!
(Ling) nice to meet you Future sister in law
(Him and me)....
(Ling) as you can see I don't have very many friends and your the only way I can have one..
(Me) that's just sad...
(Ling) HAHAHAHAHAHA- hahahahaha *cries*
Beep
*she goes over to whisper to thunder*
(Ling) man ain't I gonna be the aunt of the cutest kids ever
(Thunder) LING- I SWEAR
*ling goes over to me and puts her arm over my neck*
(Ling) so cud DO YOU LOVE UNICORNS!?
(Me) UH YES
(Ling) gurl we gonna get along GREAT
(Me) YEY!
(Ling) c'mon to my my room! We gotta talk!
(Thunder) I gotta a feeling I should be scared....
(Ling) oh don't worry thaylin! We only gonna have a girl chat
*she Evily grins*
About everything you have ever done to this poor innocent girl, like bro.. how did you even end up with this girl
I WILL FIND OUT ALL YOUR SECRETS .
(Thunder) O~O.. I think I made a mistake.......
(Ling) yea I heard that sentence before.. ........
from our mother
When she adopted you...
*everyone in the room freezes*
(Everyone) OOOHHHHHHH JMSUGDYEGYnudndygatfs
(Thunder) and this is why you are not on Jamaa academy..
(Ling) XD
*beep*
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(Ling) sorry I got to- just to make sure Thaylin don't snoop in on our chat
(Me) oh okay
*she sits down on her bed then pat pat, she wanted me to sit next to her*
(Ling) So.. what is my brother like... exactly around you?
(Me) he is... hmm a nice caring funny pervert
(Ling) oh... I was not expecting the pervy part
(Me) uhh........ I thought that was normal
(Ling) no, not really
(Me) O.O
(Ling) he is normally really sensitive to anything pervy I say
(Me) wait wut.....
(Ling) hey Cuddley do you want kids at the moment?
(Me) uh...no...
[this sentence had to be cut out by Cuddley]
(Thunder) WHAT THE HECK LING
(Me) YOOOO THIS CONVO ESCALATED QUICKLY XD
(Author) THE HECK, THIS IS NO LONGER FOR CHILDREN
(Thunder) sorry kids.. we ruined your lives all becuz of her
NOW YOU KNOW WHERE I GOT MY PERSONALITY FROM
(Ling) we'll make this a blooper XD
(Me) IM CUTTING THIS OUT- THAT IS A TOO HARDCORE CUNDER SENTENCE
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Did you teach him love advice..............
(Ling) maybe a little, ever since he was six
(Me) well you should know I'm in a love triangle
(Ling)... what
(Me) I like him, but I also like his....
Best....
Friend.....
(Ling) O.O
(Me) and i swear it's a square at times
(Ling) wait- which best friend is it?
(Me) Buster
(Ling) *she takes a deep angrily breathe and leans her head forward* GURRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DAT BE MY MAN- *sassy head motion* NOT YOURS.. I PLANNED A ENTIRE LIFE WIT HIM AND WAT CHU DO!? SIT AROUND ON YO LAZY BEHIND AND HE ALREADY LOVES YOU BUT YO SELF GO AND DITCH HIM FOR HIS HOMIE, HE CUTE AF AND YOU GO OUT WITH MEH BRO, WHAT THE HECK IS THE MATTER WITH CHU!?
(Me) O_O .................. so you want me to go out with buster
(Ling) HECK NAW HE MINE
(now presenting, when Ling really does ship something)
*its morning and I had a sleep over at thunder and Lings House*
(Me) Zzzz
(Thunder) Zzzz
(Ling) hehe!
*she takes me and puts me next to him*
(Ling) aww <3
/a few hours later in the kitchen she pours a glass of milk/
(Me and thunder) AHHHHHHHH
(Thunder) LINGGG!
*Ling slowly turns around drinking her milk*
(Ling) what, it was so cute! you hugged her like a lil teddy bear :3
(Thunder) O//O
(Me) YOUR DEAD
(Ling) but seriously! it was adorable.. you guys got all cuddly and snuggly >;)!
(Us) LING! O//O
