Warning,
The uncomfortableness is real
Ahhhhh..... everything was perfect
UNTIL MISTER STEAL YO BFF ROLLED UP IN TOWN LIKE HEYO BABY
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When your bff
Has a boyfriend
(Aka my rant on my own life)
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1. Lunch
How lunch used to be:
(friend) so I'm like DANG BISH *she eats her French fry sassily*
*we all laugh*
/now/
(Friend)...... stahp it *he hits him*
*he hits her back*
(Friend) stahp!
*awkward silence throughout the entire table*
(Me) are you gonna eat?
*my friend scoots her tray away*
(Other friend) this is not like you...... you never pass food....
(Friend) *extremely cringy girly giggle around him* stahp it hehe
(Me)........... *slowly eats burger and looks away*
And then a few days later.....
*he looks away*
*my friend quickly grabs food off my plate and shoves it into her mouth*
(Me) O.O *quickly scoots tray over to her before he looks back SO SHE DOESN'T STARVE HERSELF, BECUZ DIS DUDE IS UNKNOWINGLY MAKING HER UNCOMFORTABLE TO EAT*
2. Im now the third wheel
/flash/
(Me) so my grandma-
(Her bf) hey!
(Inside mind) oh look... it's mister steal your friend away....again... oh wow..... hello... I was hoping to see you-
Not today...
(Friend) hehe stahp it!
*I facepalm as I awkwardly walk behind them*
3. Most of her convos now involve him... what am I kidding... THATS ALL OUR CONVOS ANYMORE
Now presenting:
Cuddley talking about guys in real life
With twice the real ness
(Friend) OKAY SO I NEED TO TELL YOU- *she whispers*
So last night he texted me
(Me) okay
(Friend) and guess what he did *she starts laughing*
(Me) uhh.... idk.....
(Friend) he sent me... a shirtless photo
see now, in jamaa academy.... things would be a lil different
But in real life... the Amai in me was liek:
(Me) o-oh... oh wow *theres awkwardness in my face*
(Inside) WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY TO THIS!? WE'RE ALL IN MIDDLE SCHOOL >~<
(Friend) RIGHT!? I WAS DYING INSIDE and he called me baby
(Me)... I see.....
(Inside).... oh gawd... I'm so bad at talking about relationships...... PLEASE JESUS HELP MEH
/two weeks later/
(Friend) OKAY GUESS WHAT HE DID!
(Me)..... what now....?
(Friend) he touched my butt
(Me) O.O uhhh..... BAD HES BAD
*she laughs*
(Friend) I WAS DYING INSIDE
(Me)......... your always dying inside... I'm worried...
4. She has me help her decide what to say to him and she lets me read through her texts
(Friend) Urm.... I don't know what to say back... he said that he could give me anything I wanted but...
(Me) ask for a hug! :3
(Friend) but the thing is.. all the things I want from him are negative....
(Me) o.O............
/meanwhile the buster in me/
*buster spits out his coffee*
(Buster) OH HECK TO THE NAW GIRLFRIEND YOU'VE ONLY BEEN TOGETHER FOR TWO MONTHS, ILL GIVE YOU SIX YEARS AND THEN WE'LL TALK THAT DEEP BUT UNTIL THEN, BACK THE FUDGE AWAY FROM THAT LEVEL
/flash to me outside/
(Me) u-uh.... BAD
(Friend) H-HEY! I DIDN'T TEXT HIM THAT
5. Shes now determined MORE THAN EVER, TO FIND ME A BOYFRIEND
(Me) I'm so lost on this science quiz.....
(Friend) Honestly, your always lost
(Me).. hm... well that's only because I'm waiting to be found..... *write write*
*my friend stops and looks intensely at me*
(Friend) AWWWWWWWW- I'm finding you a boyfriend
(Me) !!!!!! Mrgh! *blush* N-no way! I suck at relationships
(Inside) I'm just too shy >~< .///. T-there's this one I like b-but-
(Friend) meh, so do I
(Inside) says the girl who isn't single.... and has kept this relationship for a two months
5. I'm just plain jealous
I'll admit... I'm jealous my friend has spent less time with her bff....
But that doesn't stop me....
Oh no
CAUSE IM STILL DAT FANGIRL FOR HER :D
(Friend) bye~
*he waves by and leaves to his class*
(The rest of my friends including me) AWWWWWWWWWW
(Friend) *she blushes* shut up!
/flash/
(Friend) man relationships are hard work
*eats French fry*
*I laugh*
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And now... presenting the most truthful thing ever
MY BFF REMINDS ME OF LING SO MUCH
I mean, she loves jolly ranchers, I mean LOVES.....
/flash/
(Friend) IF YOU DONT LIKE JOLLY RANCHERS GET THE FRICK AWAY FROM ME
/flash back/
She reads twilight
Her bf was dating another girl and she had a crush on him and she got him in the end...
She has a step brother that's one year than her
And she always tells me he's hot for some reason XD
Which btw
Ling actually says Thunder is hot in the story
My friend is a party animal, oh boy... the list goes on.... with similarities
And Ling was created before I met her....
But ya know, that's just my friend
And my friend is her own person
EVEN DOU I SWEAR TO GOD MY STORY IS COMING TO LIKE BECUZ MY DAD WANTS ME TO GO TO A ACADEMY SCHOOL IN HIGH SCHOOL
