Diary of a secretly crazy,shy girl

Real life me in the morning

Well after you have seen da fab life of meh Cuddley OC in mornings

Now it's you met
Real me... in mornings.......

Cuddley presents:
The reality of my mornings

Beep beep
(Me) zzz
(Alarm) -.- BEEP BOP BEEPTY BO BOP BOP
*I jump up and scream, turning it off*

*two minutes later I'm lying down saying to myself: I'm just trying to wake up.. EVEN DOU IM USING IT AS AN EXCUSE TO GET MORE OF DEM ZS*

*opens closet and looks at 100 clothes*
(Me) I have... NOTHING TO WEAR
/flash to going downstairs picking out breakfast/
(Me) ooh! I forgot! LEFTOVER PANCAKES!!!!
*gets pancakes out of fridge*
(Me) okay, I'm pretty sure you microwave it...........
For five minutes

Btw kids...
DONT MICROWAVE A PANCAKE FOR FIVE MINUTES

/five minutes later/
*opens microwave*
(Me) looks tasty!
*touches it*
(Me) O.O HOT SON OF A BEEHIVE
*jumps back* I DYING, I BURNT MYSELF
*immediantly goes to the kitchen sink and runs it under water and then gets a ice cube and puts it on my finger*

/a few moments later/
*I practically PRY THE PANCAKE TO CUT BECAUSE APPARENTLY MICROWAVING A PANCAKE IS LIKE MAKING A PERSON FACE MEDUSA
ITS LIKE STONE*

(Me) HSISGXNEJZGDJSYCJDNXGDUKSBXTRHENXV IM HUNGRY
*stringer whines in his kennel*
(Me) man shut up stringer.. I tryin to eat a rock over here
(Stringer) HM HM HMMM
(Me) *ignores and tries to beat the pancake up, CAUSE IT WAS STUCK TO THE PLATE*
*stringer pants heavily*
*I stop*
(Me) stringer honey? Are you okay?
*I get up and go to his kennel*
*he pants like he be dyin*
*I put my finger inside his kennel to feel how warm it is... DANG, IT FELT LIKE A DESERT*
(Me) YOU POOR DOGGIE
*Tries furiously to unlock his locked kennel*
*he looks at me and pants harder scratching at the lock*
(Me) DONT PANT SO MUCH, DAT WHAT MAKIN IT SO HOT... YOUR GONNA DIE IF YOU KEEP DOIN THAT
*stringer freezes and stares at me.. slowly putting his tongue away*
*after ten minutes I finally unlocked it, gave him water and let him outside.. then back in*
(Me) alright, now lay down.. I need to eat this pancake
*stringer lays down*
I legit swear he understands me
I'm not even lying when I say everything here HAPPENED, HOW I KNOW? THIS IS ALSO THE SAME MORNING THAT IM TYPING DIS THAT THIS HAPPENED

*gets out tablet*
"Okay, how to soften a pancake"
*types into google*

(Google) pour syrup, butter or cut it with a knife to loosen it
(Me) well I've already put butter and syrup on it.....
*gets a sharp kitchen knife and murderously stabs at the pancake*
*Stringer just looks up and stares at me*
STAB STAB STAB
look, Stringer May be a dog but.., I'm pretty sure he thought I was crazy at that moment-
Possibly stupid

*as I was stabbing a piece broke off and flew at the wall*
(Me) O.O
(Stringer) 0-0
(Me) I didn't do dat......
/few seconds later I get a GENIUS IDEA/
*gets milk and pours it in a glass*
(Me) I'll soak it in milk

And it was this very day, I learned soaking don't have the powers of Jesus to fix a pancake....
*tries to eat*
CRUNCHHHHH
(Me) thank god my dentist ain't here
*so I get eating and I eat until I have the hardest part*
(Me) I can't eat this.... put I don't wanna waste it- wait a minute
*looks to Stringer who's right next to me, he looks straight back at me, getting up*
(Me) can you eat dis?
*gets pancake and feeds it to him... and to my surprise, he gulped that sucker down*
(me) well hopefully that doesn't kill you- but I mean if it did.. it wouldn't be as bad as dying from cancer
(Stringer unfortunately has cancer)
*he makes the sounds of when you feed dogs peanut butter*
*I get water and put it in his dish*
*he drinks it all up.. INFACT HE DOESNT STOP DRINKING EVEN DOU THERES NOTHING IN THERE ANYMORE, THIS DOG WILL LITERALLY DRINK AIR UNTIL YOU FORCEFULLY PUSH HIM AWAY TO QUIT
(Me) OKAY STRINGER
LICK LICK
(Me) STRINGER!
*i get over there and drag his butt away from it*
(Stringer) >:9
(Me) I'm gonna get my shoes on, please be good
*he lays down*
(Me) okay...
*walks halfway to another room*
*stringer gets up and goes back to his dish to DRINK AIR AGAIN*
(Me) OMIGURD DOG, ARE YOU A DUMBO
LICK LICK
*I turn around again and practically drags him away from his dish again*
(Me) OKAY BE GOOD
*he looks at me adorably with his tongue out*
(Me) AND DONT YOU GO OVER TO LICK AIR AGAIN
*he gives me a sad look*
/flash to me getting on my shoes and writing this/
*stringer comes over and looks at me*
Pet pet
(Me) AWW YOU SO CUTE
/a few moments later when I brush my hair/
*gets up, dances around with a brush listening to satellite... da song...*
(Me) WHEN YOUR WORLDS COLLIDE AND CRASHING FROM THE SKY
(Stringer)........
*a few moments LATERZ*

(Me) okay, THEY NEED TO SEE YOUR KAWAII-NESS STRINGY, I KNOW GRANDMA DONT SEE IT.. BUT THEY SHALL.. NOW SMILE
*takes picture*

(Me) well I tried.... ya lazy potato.... BUT YA LOOK SO CUTE, THIS A CUTE PHOTO
*sighs* you don't have to agree.... people have called him ugly through his life.. I think he's kawaii though..
Wait... is posting a picture of your doggie count as personal info?
*googke searches*
Nope...
But it does say u could become a internet star! OMG LETS MAKE THIS A MEME

#stringerthestar

He be a sassy doggie

So yea, this is my morning....
how do your guys morning usually go?