Warning... like always
MY SCHOOL IS SOOOO BADDD LIKE
VERY INAPPROPRIATE
ONLY THOSE WHO CAN TAKE IT CAN STAY
OTHER THAN THAT SHOO
BUT SURPRISINGLY THIS TIME ITS BETTER
BUT STILL NO READ
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*guy lays onto desk where me and my friend were sitting*
(Guy) heeeeyyyyyy French ladddieeessss 😘
(Me) .....
(My friend).....
*we get up and move from the table*
(Friend) I'm not even French...
(Me) that was so bad.......
THE CRINGEEEEE
THE WORST PART IS I THINK DIS GUY LIKES MEH
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(Friend) I'm inspecting dis apple *looks around it*
Yes very shiny.... nice and juicy, perfect red
(Other friend) why are you inspecting a apple?.....
I'm not containuing this...
Just know it turned real inappropriate REALLLLL FAST
Like that Apple went to be something else.....
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I'm just replacing her with sweet- saying no names
(Girl) hey Mrs.sweet! Do you like me?
(Mrs.sweet) no *straightens paper*
*class laughs*
(Another girl) do you like me?
(Mrs.sweet) sometimes....
(Guy) do you want to strangle me?
(Mrs.sweet) everyday
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(Computer teach) BOI DO YOUR WORK
(Guy) I AM!
(Computer teach) JUST BECAUSE IT SAYS YOUR DONE DOESNT MEAN I CANT GO BACK IN AND SEE THATS A LIE- YOU THINK IM A STUPID FACE!?
(Another guy) ohhh!
(Computer teacher) AND YOU, STOP EATING IN MY CLASS
(Other guy) IM NOT!
(Computer teacher) MHM
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(Guy) her face is literally so hard to look at- it's so ugly
(Me).......
(Other Guy) yoo! your so mean!!
Cinno and Buster mode activated
(I mumble) bish then why tf you try to touch me and take my pictures like a lil creep, Yea I SEE YOU WITH YOUR PHONE... AND THEN YOU KEEP STARING AT ME LIKE BUD, I KNOW YOUR LONELY AF, I CAN SEE WHY YOU HAVE NO GIRL... BUT DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND CLEAN YOUR LIL ATTITUDE BEFORE YOU CALL SOMETHING UGLY
BECAUSE IVE SEEN SOMETHING WAY UGLIER BESIDE YOUR OWN FACE
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*we're walking*
(Me) *laughs*
(Friend) likkkeeee
*and then Cuddley sees her crush for one second*
*I trip*
(Me) AHHHHHH
*friend laughs as I catch myself half doing the spilts*
(Friend) HOW DID YOU EVEN DO THAT
(Me) uh... rock....
(Cause she don't know)
/few moments later/
*hits head against wall*
(Friend) Okayyyyyyyy...... *she taps her phone* chill, you just tripped
(Me) YOU DONT.. UNDERSTAND
*cries inside*
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*friend puts on a paper crown and holds up a pencil*
(Friend) I AM DA STATUE OF LIBERTY
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(Me) okay... now you owe me one penny every time you curse today...
(Friend) BUT BUT
/flash to the end of the day/
(Me) you owe me twenty two pennies
(Friend) AW SH**
(Me) twenty three now
(Friend) WHYYYYYYYY
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(Friend) JEFFY THE RULER ABUSES AND EATS PEOPLE
(Me) O.O WHY DO YOU HAVE HIM THEN!?
(Friend) because he likes me :3
(Me) what about me?
*she puts the ruler to her ear*
(Friend) jeffy says no *she hits me with ruler*
(Me) OW
(Friend) he says he wants to see you in pain *hits me with ruler*
(Me) OWW WHYYYYYYY JEFFY
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*i have to hold my friend back*
(Friend) I WANT TO BURN THAT TREE
(Me) WHY!?
(Friend) BECAUSE ITS MEAN!!
(Me) WHAT YOU SPEAK TREE!?
(Friend) YES, WOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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(Me) like half the boys in school dou
(Friend) they be so da*n fine, but like I don't want to date any of them... relationships are too much work.. like I can't do them
(Me) exactly and you know half of dem be desperate
(Friend) TRUUUEEE
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*teacher puts on lovey dovey music, it would have been fine
IF HE WASNT THERE*
(Me)......... *desperately tries to do work*
(His friend) oooh! is this would be for that girl you like
(Him) shut up! We're not even friends
(Me) *INHALES AND EXHALES*
(Inside) PLLZZZ JESUS LET CLASS ENDDDDDDDDD
wait... what if it's me?
omigurd.., PLEASE DONT TELL ME IM GOING RED... I CANT TELL... WELP THERES GOES MEH LIFE...
NAW ITS JUST ANOTHER GIRL OKAY!? JUST DO YOUR WORK
BUT THIS MUSIC DOU
WHYYYY TEACHER
WHYYY MUST I BE SOCIALLY AWKWARD TOO!?
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A normal day In class:
(Me) *does work*
(Girl) I'm pregnant
(Me)....
(Girl) still trying to figure who the daddy is
(Me) O.O
Your like 13..... WE ARE ALL THIRTEEN- SOME FOURTEEN
(Other Girl) wait for real!?
(Girl) NAW IM JUST KIDDING, IM NOT HAVING A BABY
(Other Girl) I was about to say.....
(Girl) I'm having two babies *she laughs*
(Other Girl) WHAT!?
(Me) uhhhhhhhhhhh..............
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Now presenting
A student saying pick up lines to a teacher
(Girl) hey TEACHER!
(Teacher) what?
(Girl) are you a banana cause, you look A- PEELING
(Teacher) GURL, GOOD BYE
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(Me) hey!
(Girl) no sorry I don't speak English
(Me) but that was English......
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(Friend) guess what!?
(Me) what?
(Friend) IM A UNICORN!
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(Friend) I just don't like people
(Me) huh
(Inside) you know you and Cinno would really get along
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(Guy) THIS IS STUART
*has a cardboard guy in a hood*
(Girl) but he's cardboard.....
(Stuart) D:
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(Me) but yea my grandma wants me to get a boyfriend
{she basically will start to worry if I don't get anyone in high school- though I don't blame her.. I seem to be marrying a imaginary guy}
(Friend) huh.... *screams on top of her lungs in front of some guys* HEY GUYS SHES SINGLE
(Me) NUUUUU 😫
#friendship
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*looks like I'm washing invisible windows*
(Me) these are meh dance moves :D
*friend pats me*
(Me) O~O
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(Friend) IMMA DO A SPLIT
*does a split half way*
(Friend) OH GOD HALP ME
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(Friend) you know we should just go up to our teacher at the end of the year and tell her that
(Other Friend) Yea we can be like: hey Mrs.burger, so you see, nobody actually liked you because you were a major a$$hole to us all this entire year and we are glad to leave you
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(Friend) now you dab
(Me)...... I don't dab
(Friend) why?
(Me) I have never dabbed....
(Friend) why!?
(Me) because it doesn't make sense...
(Friend) O.O you don't make sense...
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Now presenting
A normal lunch day
(Friend) hey cud, spell ME
(Me) okay... M-E
(Friend) nope! You missed the D
(Me) wut? There's no D in me.....
(Friend) not yet....
(Me)... what- uh... OH...OMIGOD YOUR NASTY
/flash/
(Friend) guys.. I think we're killing innocent Cuddley
*Im rocking while covering my ears*
(Other friend) CUDDLY, DONT LISTEN TO HER.... STAY INNOCENT... I LIKE YOU THIS WAY
(Friend) she's not innocent!
(Other Friend) well she just doesn't talk dirty
(Me) think unicorns... think unicorns.... happy fluffy unicorns
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(Friend) hahah I see a man staring at me
(Me) O.O
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(Me) I know what it's like! it's nerve racking to talk to him but-
(Friend) Wait how did you know what it's like........
(Me) O.O UH- I HAD A BOYFRIEND ONCE
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(Me) so my dads like: who's this person your talking to and then me and my friend are like:
(Friend) OH SH!T
(Me) EXACTLY
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(Friend) I MEAN SERIOUSLY, MY STEP BROTHER IS FINE DOU
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*hugs photo of thunder senpai*
(Sorta Friend) your weird.....
(Me)...
(Inside) GURL U DID NOT DISS ME AND MY SENPAI
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(Me) so this is Pringle!
*friend laughs*
(Me) W-WHAT, HIS FATHER WAS STRESS EATING PRINGLES AND IT WAS PERFECT
*friend laughs harder*
(I'm talking about buster)
(Sorta Friend) THAT FATHER NEEDS TO DIE *she laughs*
(Me)........
(Inside) :O YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT ABOUT MY BEAN
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*points to photo of ling*
(Friend) she's so beautiful!
(Me) 😏
(Ling is approved to be cute by a stranger to her)
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Dat moment when u make references all over dat your someone else
BRUH LIKE IF SOMEONE I KNEW ON HERE WAS AT MY SCHOOL, THEY WOULD FLAT OUT KNOW
I DRAW ALL MY CHARACTERS WITH THEIR SHIPS AND NAMES EVERY MORNING VISIBLY NOTICABLE
MADE A PAINTING OF CUDDLEYS BEDROOM WITH THUNDER AND HER IN IT
FREAKEN MAKING A CLAY MISTER BUNNY IN ART CLASS
IT MAKES ME CRINNGGGEEEEE
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