You know all my life.... I never thought I would make all these friends...
MOSTLY because I've been lonely half my life
but what I really didn't see coming was this-
(Thunder) IM WEARING MY PANTS ON MY HEAD
(Me) BOI I KNOW YOU STRESSED BUT CHILLLLLLLL-
O.O AHHHHHH PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON
*I cover my eyes*
((((Beautiful friends))))))
(Ginger) ACKKKK HACKKKKK
(Me) ARE YOU OKAY!?
(Buster) THAT IS NASTY
(Ginger) ACCKKKKKKK
(Me) GIRL DID YOU SWALLOW A MOUSE OR SOMETHING
*she pukes on the floor*
(Cinno) DISGUSTING
(Ginger) :3 it's a sign of love *she licks her paw*
(Me) O.O well uh THANKS GINGER
(Ginger) ooOOOoo want another!?
(Me) NO NO
(Buster) WE'RE GOOD
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(Brown) You PROMISE IM GONNA BE IN THIS MORE
(Me) O-O *flashes through it all* OF COURSE..........
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(Me) GINGER WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR PREGNANT
(Ginger) WELL I WENT OUT AND GOT MYSELF A MAN, NOW IM HAVING KITTENS
WHAT DO YOU THINK I MEAN
YOUR FAULT YOU DIDNT GET ME FIXED
(Me) WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
(Ginger) YOU ASK ME THAT WHEN YOU COME BACK PREGNANT
(Me) IM 16
(Ginger) IM KEEPIN A EYE ON HIM
(Thunder) WHY ME!?
(Ginger) MHM
(Thunder) WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I WANT TO BE IN CUDS PANTS
DIDNT YOU EVER THINK I MIGHT BE INNOCENT!?
(Me) WHERE DID YOU THROW IT? OUT THE WINDOW!?!!!!???
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(((((New romances)))))
(Cinno)..........
(Thunder) WE KNOW YOU LOVVEEEEE HERRRRR
*the guys smirk*
(Cinno)............ the only thing I would love....
Is for you to shut your mouth...
(the guys) ooOooo HE REALLY LIKES HER
*cinno gets his claws out*
(cinno) as i would like to RIP OUT YOUR FLESH
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((((New characters))))
(Me) now how to revive a dead sister for a boy that I like.....
(Girl) HAI! HELLO! IM BUNNY! I CAN TAKE YOU! I TRAVEL THROUGH TIME
AND OTHER PURPOSES
INFACT IM THE DAUGHTER OF THE PARADOX
(Me) WHAT
(Bunny) PLEASE SIGN HERE *she hands me a paper* ITS VOICE SIGNED!
(Me) uh... Cuddley Animal....
(Bunny) THANKS ITS INCASE YOU END UP WITH SERIOUS INJURIES OR DEATH
(Me) AGAIN
WHAT
(Bunny) NOW HOP ON MY TIME TRAVEL REINDEER AND HOLD ON! ITS FUN!!!
(Me) O.O *barely gets one leg on*
///ZOOM THROUGH A RAINBOW PORTAL////
(Bunny) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(Me) SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(Bunny) YOU KNOW I REALLY LIKE SEEING YOU! IVE NEVER HAVE SOMEONE TAMPER WITH TIME SO MUCH
SUCH A HUGE FAN
(Me) HOW IS THAT GREAT
(Bunny) YOUR LIKE MY BEST BEST BEST FRIEND
YOU JUST DONT KNOW IT YET!
OR YOU DO!?
*she laughs*
AHHHH TIME TRAVEL IS SO FUN!!!!
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(Icy) GET AWAY YOU FURRIES
(Me) :O
(Buster) SHE DID NOT
*GETS BAT*
(Me) FURRIES IS VERY OFFENSIVE
(Icy) I know.. that's why I said it..
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(Thunder) do you think we are ready to graduate?
(Cud) HAHAHAHAHAHA
I just learned how to make soup last week
(Thunder) O-O
((((THIS SUMMER))))
(Teacher) HELLO STUDENTS
WE HAVE ONE LAST YEAR OF JAMAA ACADEMY BEFORE THIS WHOLE PLACE GETS BULLDOZED
APPLAUSE PLEASE
*Kids cheer and clap*
(Me) SAY WHAT
I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS
THIS IS MAHOGANY
(train) LET START THE RAVVEEEEEE
(Me) okay THATS a bit too much
(Train) really? I thought it was fine
((((The KIDS WITH A 4 PERCENT IQ))))
(Cud) OKAY BISHES LETS MAKE THIS CLEAR
WE HAVE TO SAVE OUR SCHOOL
(oliver) I saved a sheep :D
(Cud) THATS NOT IMPORTANT OLIVER
(Oliver) but the way she looked at me..
*romance music*
I couldn't say no....
*the sheep flutters her eyes*
(Cud) O-O
(Snow) yea let's just let them wreck the place
(((ARE)))
(Legend) OKAY SO WE MUST STUDY THE THIGHS
THEY ARE THE KEY
(Cinno)....... I dont recall her being a meal from KFC...
(Legend) see we use the term SNACC
(cinno) if you dont shut up I'll make you my snacc
(Legend) O.O
(Thunder) that's not how it works-
(Buster) *he eats goldfish crackers*
The snack that smiles back
((((NOT SPONSORED BY GOLDFISH CRACKERS)))
(Author) HOW DAFUQ DO I MAKE MONEY!?
((( ARE BACK))))
(Cud) so uhm t-thunder....
How do I tell you this
.....
(Thunder)....
(Cud).. I wanna bring your sister back..
(Thunder).... what?....
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(???) Hello boys...
The lady is home~....
Jamaa Academy 2
Coming: June 6
Or... earlier!?
(Train) wow WHAT IS THIS MAGIC
