Now right now your reaction is probably:
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mostly the cat with the tongue.. lets be honest...
BUT DONT WORRY
ITS ONLY TORTURE TO THOSE POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS
WITH DIRTY MINDS...
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WHO KNOWS.. THEY MAY POSSIBLY LAUGH...
But I'm just poking a little fun at something on wattpad 😉
So read, enjoy, and LISTEN TO DAT MUSIC
*elevator music plays*
Welcome to wattpad
This is our baking show
(Me) NOW TO MAKE A SUCCESSFUL LEMON..
*gets out sugar and lemons*
You need to start with a sweet beginning because THIS HAS TO BE DEVELOPED TO AVOID THE FACT HALF THE TIME THEIR STRANGERS
see it doesn't matter how old the characters
Hell they could be a 8 year old and 100 year old clown hahahaha
((((KILL ME PLEASE DAFUQ THIS IS A LEGIT REAL STORY
IT MENTALLY SCARRED ME AND ITS BEEN TWO YEARS)))))
But seriously!
PFFTTT PEDOPHILE
IT GETS VIEWS LIKE HOT CAKES
JUST LIKE HOW IT GETS THE POLICE IN DURING REAL LIFE :D
now see the actual secret to wattpad is that you have to include LEMON in your titles to get views
Or things like: "bad boy" "seducing"
You know fancy words to block the fact it's actually a lemon
Now why is it called a lemon you ask?
BECAUSE WHEN IT GETS IN YOUR EYES IT BURNS THEM-
I-I mean! It's called a lemon because it's sour!
