Well, I have time... after all I have until I die, so I shall share my epic fails of being a weird child in school;
*designs a t-shirt and puts a fluffy cat on it*
(Me) man, this is gonna be the BEST SHIRT EVA *talks to random person next to meh*
*random person gives me weird look*
(Me) O~O
*crickets*
*walks to class and then someone waves at me*
*I wave back*
And then I realize they were waving at the person behind meh..
... I also realize I don't have many friends at school 😭
(Me) ooh! What's that.. a lizard? *asks a person drawing*
(Person).... it's supposed to be a dragon....
...................................
(Random guy I just met) so we bffs right
(Me) what's your name again?
*tells life story to my new friend*
(Friend) wow... that's uh... really sad...
(Me) yea...
(Friend).. your mom seems evil
(Me) oh! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS WIERD BUT IN THE END SHE LOVES ME
(Friend) wait wut?
*walks down the hallway having a great day.... but of course the universe does not allow that to continue*
*person opens door, slamming it into my face*
(Me) oww oww... my nose.....
Take note this happened like 4 times
(Me) so what's your fave youtubers??
(Person) hmmm.... (blah blah blah) annnddd aphmau
(Me) really? I like aphmau to! my favorite series is Minecraft diaries!!
(Person) what's that?
{insert the LONGEST SILENCE EVER}
