I'm using a random people names and a person named Lucy
(Lucy) hey Cuddley, wanna come to my house for a sleep over?
(Me) ... my parents don't usually say yes
(What I actually mean) but I just want to go home and watch YouTube all the day.... :(
Version 1 of this convo
(Lucy) hey cud.... do you like (insert guy friend name)
(Me) no I don't.... *smiles* what? we are just friends
(Lucy) you sure? Your smiling
(Me) I naturally smile!
(What I actually mean) dude... we are just friends.... never in a million years would I date him, I don't even know what love is!
Scenario 2 of this convo
(Lucy) hey cud.... do you like (insert guy friend name)
(Me) no I don't.... *says in serious tone very quickly* WE ARE JUST FRIENDS
(What I actually mean) -.- gurl... we have been dating for like 4 months.......... I'm trying to tell you at a good time! NOW ISN'T THAT TIME, I CANT DECIDE IF I LIKE HIM YET
(Lucy) hey Cuddley? Can I tell you something?
(Me) sure!
(What I actually mean) oh god....... since when did I become a therapist, am I just one of those people?? (In mind gets popcorn and listens in)
(Lucy) hey are you busy later on?
(Me) yea, I have a lot of homework
(What I actually mean) I hate social events more than you know
(Bratty Lucy) omg! (Insert friends name) is so stupid, don't you think cud?
*I shrug*
(What I actually mean) *plays movie of me stabbing you inside my head* MWHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA DIE DIE
(Lucy) hey are you okay?
(Me) I'm fine...
(What I actually mean) EVERYTHING IS CRAPPY, NOTHING IS GOING RIGHT... I HATE MY LIFE SO MUCH RN
Version 1
(Lucy) so what is your favorite show?
(Me)... hmm doctor who
(Lucy) what's that?
(Me) oh just about a guy who travels through time and space
(What I actually mean) literally the only show I watch, and it's the only show I'll ever need to watch....... ITS THE BEST SHOW EVER TO ME! AND IF YOU INSULT IT... LETS JUST SAY WE GONNA HAVE SOME ISSUES... PAL
(Lucy) soooooo do you watch YouTube?
(Me) yup!
(What I actually mean) ha... Ha... HAHAHAHAHA I don't just watch YouTube, OH NO... I live and breath it... it's my life, I BUILT MY LIFE AROUND IT... growing up with stampy like all da cool kids..... yea.......... :3
(Lucy) so.... Tom broke up with me... and then he got togethor with Tulsa
(Me) oh I'm sorry Lucy!
(What I actually mean) I always knew he was an [bleep].... I tried to warn you gurl.....
Version 2
(Lucy) so what's your favorite show
(Me) hmm... doctor who!
(Lucy) REALLY? SAME!
(Me) REALLY?
(What I actually mean) YOU DO? OMG WE HAVE SOOOO MUCH MORE CONVERSATIONS TO HAVE! WE GONNA TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING!!!!!
Truth about when I Text:
(Lucy) and then-
(Me) I gtg to bed....... bye bye
(Lucy) bye!
(What I actually mean 1) zzzzzzzz
(What I actually mean 2) I wanna go relax and play video games now, I love you my friend but... this convo has been going on way to long for me
(Note I only do this ONCE and a while, I'm not that mean)
(Sees notification from Lucy)
(Lucy) hallo cud! :D
*does not respond*
(Lucy) hallo? 0~0
*no response*
(What I actually mean) if I pretend not to be here..... you will think I'm asleep.. or busy...... which I want you to think... because right now.... I don't feel like chatting because my introvert personality is active at this point where I dislike conversations... love ya thou! <3
(Lucy) hey, where do you live??
(Me) I don't know my address or my location
(What I actually mean) my parents are uh... crazy haha..... 0_0
