Criminal Minds One Shots

*Hypothetically Speaking (MorganxReidxReader)

Requested by _SHERLOCKED_0801

Reid's hands shook as he made his coffee. "Shit!" he frantically muttered, wiping up the spill.

"What's got you so jittery, pretty boy?"

"It's nothing, Morgan. I'm just a little nervous is all."

"Nervous? For what?"

"I- I'm planning on asking someone out tonight."

"Ooooo, my man!" Morgan gave Reid a firm slap on the back. "So who ya looking at? Anyone on our floor?"

Reid nodded. "Yeah-" the ding of the elevator cut Reid off.

You stepped out and smiled at the boys before heading to your desk.

"I gotta go now," Reid said, heading toward your desk.

"Wait. Wait!" Morgan called after him. "You're- you like y/n?"

"I know, I know, it's unprofessional but I can't help it-"

"What about the code of conduct?" Morgan pressed.

"See I've looked into that and it turns out that Hotch has been lying to us about that. There's nothing barring us from being with a coworker."

So he does know about that, Morgan thought as he tried to subdue his fuming.

"Wait..."

He was unsuccessful.

"You like y/n too!" Reid nearly shouted.

You whipped around and gave the two an inquisitive look.

"Shhhh!"

"You two can't go out. I was gonna ask!"

"No," Morgan scoffed. "No, no, no. Y/n is mine! Alright, kid?"

Reid was intimidated by Morgan's alpha stance, but he certainly was not about to surrender. "Says who?" he angrily retorted.

Morgan was taken aback. He half expected Reid to step down.

"You think that just because you're stronger you get to call 'dibs' on a person?"

Morgan exhaled sharply, tightening his fists. "You know what? Why don't we go over there and ask y/n, huh?"

Reid swallowed hard. "Y- yeah, yeah. Okay, sure!" Reid strutted over with a fake confidence.

Morgan rolled his eyes before following Reid.

"Hi, y-y/n."

"Hey, Reider!" you greeted. "Hey, Morgan."

"Boy genius and I have a hypothetical question for you."

"Okay..."

"Which of us would you prefer to go on a date with?" Reid blurted. "I'm sorry," he whispered to Morgan.

"Smooth," he shot back.

"Seriously?" you asked. "This is what you were talking about over there?" You rolled your eyes when they, in lieu of a response, looked at their shoes. "Well..." You paused for dramatic effect. "Sorry, Derek..."

Reid's face lit up.

"but, I'm gonna have to go with lil Reider. Don't get me wrong, you're a fine catch, but I'm more turned on by his seemingly infinite knowledge than your Adonis-like build. Sorry," you shrugged.

Morgan awkwardly nodded and walked away.

"Was that too blunt?" you asked Reid, cringing slightly.

"Yeah. And that's coming from me."

You shut your eyes tight. "Yeah, I heard it as I said it."

"So," Reid prompted. "Let's say that wasn't a hypothetical question..."

You chuckled. "Yes, Spencer. I will go on a date with you."