Criminal Minds One Shots

*Double Pink (ReidxFemale!Reader)

Requested by criminalminds_fan123

You and your fiance, Spencer, waited frantically.

"Ugh this is the longest five minutes of my life!" you shout.

"Not really," Spencer corrected. "Five minutes is always five minutes. Time isn't warped based on the situation at hand."

You sighed. "Yes, but, the experience of time is all perception, which is different from person to person, moment to moment, event to event." You smirked at Spencer's gobsmacked face.

"Have I ever told you I-"

Your kiss interrupted him. "Only every single day."

"You know, if you're actually pregnant-"

"We're."

"Then the ba- well, I'm not pregnant though."

"Mmm well, you're just as responsible for the baby as-"

"We don't know if it exists," Spencer reminded.

"I-" you sighed. "The hypothetical baby as I am. Which basically makes you pregnant with me."

"But I wouldn't have to go through as the physical stress."

"Oh, you most certainly would!"

Spencer cocked his head.

"You're gonna- I mean you would have to do a lot of work since I wouldn't be able to." You thought for a moment before adding, "And give me massages."

"That doesn't sound too bad."

You smiled up at Spencer. "Why can't all men be like you?"

"Because then you'd be bothered by my, uh, quirks." Spencer's face dropped. "Y/n, what- what if the baby is..."

You stood up and hugged Spencer. "Shh, don't think like that. But, if our potential child does have schizophrenia we'll be okay. We will love them just the same-"

"Of course!"

"And we will care for them and do whatever we need to, right?"

Spencer nodded. "I- I'm sorry. I just worry sometimes, you know?"

"Mmhmm. I understand. But right now we have other things to worry about."

"Like what?"

"Like the fact that it has been five minutes."

Spencer shot out of your arms and looked at you with alarm.

You grabbed his hand. "You ready?"

Spencer swallowed hard and nodded.

Together, hand in hand, you walked into the bathroom and pulled the pregnancy test out of the cup.

"Oh my god," you whispered, covering your mouth with your free hand. "Oh my god!"

Spencer dropped the test into the sink and picked you up by the waist and spun you around gently.

"Spence put me down!" you squealed with delight.

Spencer did, only to pull you in for a long kiss.

When you pulled away, Spencer locked eyes with you. Smiling, he asked, "You ready."

You grinned widely and nodded.