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"Previously on Supernatural..." Jensen's voice rang on the TV.
"Y/n, what are you watching?"
"Supernatural," you replied, not looking away. "My god Jensen," you muttered.
Spencer raised his eyebrow. "What's so great about this show?"
You shrugged. "Everything."
Spencer sat next to you.
"It's about these brothers and they fight the things that go bump in the night."
Spencer sat quietly, curiously watching with you.
"Ugh my BABY!" You screamed. Castiel had flashed into the bunker.
Spencer looked mildly offended. "Who's that?"
"Castiel. Cas is an angel of the Lord. Well, a fallen angel. Who's in love with Dean."
"Which one's Dean?"
"The shorter one with the most beautiful green eyes ever."
Spencer shifted in his seat. "You really like these characters."
You nodded. "I aspire to be them."
Spencer's jealousy slowly faded. "What?"
"Yeah. I wanna be selfless like Dean, Clever like Sam, and loyal like Cas. They're so perfect, you know? Even though they've started the apocalypse multiple times. They're really making a difference."
"You- you don't think you're making a difference?"
You scoffed. "Spence, I'm basically a receptionist. I'm not exactly saving people or hunting things like Sam and Dean. Or you."
Spencer glared at you. "The FBI does not hunt things."
You laughed. "My bad. People."
Spencer rolled his eyes. "It's not hunting."
"Whatever."
The two of you sat quietly until Sam got shot.
"SAMMY!" you shouted. "No no no you can't die! Please!" You squeezed Spencer's hand.
"Y/n. Why do you like this show?"
"I already told you. I wanna be like them."
"That's the only reason?"
"Well and the actors are hot."
Spencer stood up suddenly.
"Spence, what's wrong?"
"Nothing," he mumbled.
"Spencer!" You got up and ran after him. "Baby tell me what's wrong!"
"Oh so now I'm your baby?" he retorted.
Realization hit you. "Are you jealous?"
He didn't answer.
"Spence," you cooed. "You'll always be my man. I promise." You took a step closer and wrapped your arms around him.
"I'm sorry," Spencer sighed. "It's just- thinking about you with another guy..."
"That's not gonna happen."
"Good." Spencer kisses you on the top of your head.
"Plus, Sam, Dean, and Cas are all fictional and the actors are all happily married."
Spencer pulled away from your hug. "Not funny," he said before pulling you back in.
"It's a little funny," you said into his shirt.
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Criminal Minds One Shots
FanfictionBook of Criminal Minds one-shots. Some are xReader, some aren't. I've tried to make most of the xReader stories as gender neutral as I can but, unfortunately, sometimes gendering was unavoidable. If the reader has a specified gender/sex/pronouns it...
