THE SILLY COMMANDMENTS OF GOD

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by pochsuzara

by pochsuzara

I am the Lord thy God and thou shalt not have strangegods before me.
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.
Remember to keep holy the Lord's Day.
Honor thy Father and Mother.
Thou shalt not kill.
Thou shalt not commit adultery.
Thou shalt not steal.
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's goods.
COMMENTS:
Look at the first command, silly as it is. It proves that God himself is an atheist who does not believe in the existence of other Gods.
Look at the 5th command silly as it is: HONOR THY FATHER AND MOTHER. What if your mother is just one of the 5 wives of a sick and corrupt congressman who also happens to be your sick and corrupt father? Should you honor such a sick mother and a sick father?
Again, look the 9th command silly as it is: THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S WIFE. What if she is out of town and you have high hopes to covet her husband instead? - - - Poch Suzara