4/18/14
I am starting back on "my life change" on Monday. So this weekend is my last chance to eat like a fat person. I feel like I am on death row and being read my last rights. I DONT WANNA GO ! LOL just my cynical humor don't get your panties in a bunch.
I am ready to pull my chair up to the buffet ladies and gents and eat what ever I want in what ever quantity because starting Monday 1800 calories or less.
I can do it....I just did for 3 months only allowing myself 2 cheat days.
I will miss Tony's sushi. Did you know pork fried rice and lo main (my fav) has like a katrillion calories in it per cup. I think last time I figured the calories for my Japanese steak house 1 dinner = 2800 calories. LMAO that's almost 2 days worth. Not to mention the water weight gained from the mass amounts of sodium and MSG. LIKE A WHOLE BRICK OF COW LICK. <-- comedic value
I will suffer my favorite 300 calorie per my serving size International Delight white chocolate macadamia nut creamer for 1/2 cup of low fat milk= 35 cals in my coffee
On the positive side.....The first 10 pounds always comes off fast so for the next month I will feel accomplished and inspired.
Till MONDAY BON APPITITE BIOTCHES
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