"Eat more flax" they said
"It will be good for you" they said
Not one of these helpful health fanatics said "plan on spending the day on the toilet".
The wonderful health fanatics must have a twisted obsession for almost crapping their pants. yeah I got you now you lose weight on flax because you have nothing left in your Bowles anymore and the ass clench sprint to the bathroom must burn at least 300 calories.
I ate flax and a fart smelled so bad I rolled all 4 windows down and still couldn't see cause my damn eyes were watering. I now have no nose hairs.
That will be the last time I eat that crap unless I am stopped up and desire explosive diharea and flatuance.
You sick bastards!!
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Surviving me. Becomming my own friend
UmorismoI have been overweight 80% of my whole life. I am mid-life , quit smoking, divorced and trying to get healthy. Did you hear that NOT SKINNY but healthy. I am journaling my struggles an successes using my smart ass dry humor. I have an amazing sense...
