Natapos narin ang hell week of exam.. at ngayon isa na namang nakakainis na araw.. kasi naman.. shit reporting na. at ako na ang naka tuka na mag ulat sa harap.. hay naku.. history pa naman to.. ay naku naku… ano bay an ako si Krista maria alperez at wala ako kinatatakiutan .. wala.. as in wala… kaya AJA!!! Kerebells lang to..
Ayan na si maam…dapat na akong maghanda.. whew..
*okay class lets start the reporting… miss alperez.. kindly take the stage please*
“okay maam”
“g-good morning classmates im here to report about the war that happened here in the Philippines between the Spaniards and the filipino”
Leche!! Kaya ayokong magreport eh.. mga bastos tong mga ka klase ko.. pag maubos tong pasensya ko.. naku!!!! Letsugas!!
‘girls lets go shopping later okay.’
‘yeah. Dapat talaga I didn’t went to school today eh.. ang booooring’
‘bro may bagong bar daw dun sa may kanto.. ano gala tayo mamaya’
‘dota kami eh. Maya eh’
‘sus dota laos yan pre.. crossfire nalang tayo mamaya may bagong mission astig’
Kita niyo na ang babastos diba… peste talaga to…
*.. class aalis mo na ako hah. You listen to the reporter if someone is looking for me kindly let him/her proceed to the faculty okay?*
“YESSSS!!!!!! MAAAAMMM!!!!”
*smirk* ayos to. I can do whatever I want now.. first step close the door.. now let the show begin
“so classmates ang nang yaring labanan sa pagitan ng ati--”
*boink*
*boink*
‘ano bayan manang ang luma na niyan eh.. diba guys hahahahah soo..’
‘BBOOOOOOOORRRIIIIINNNGG!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!’
At nag sabay sabay pa ang mga ugok… now they are really pissing me.. good thing absent si mark ngayon dahil mas family trip sila sa los angeles.. I can be evil..
*tsug* that’s the sound of my swiss knife.. sabihin nalang nating I throw something exciting to them… hahahah
O___O
O___O
O___O
see I told their faces are priceless hahahah
“what the hell was that you province girl freak!!!!”
“well im just making my reporting MORE exciting.. *evil grin* diba parang true to life…….
As I’ve said earlier ang mga Pilipino ay mga itak lang ang gamit napaka raming itak.. *sabay tapon ng sampong swiss knife* ”
‘SH*T!!!!!’
‘THE PAK!!!’
“YOU-----!!!”
“however their opponents have guns to shoot them *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* you have any question miss?”
Hahahahahah… I soo love being evil am I .. edi tumahimik rin..sila.. good dogs… hahahahah… si Lawrence lang talaga ang hindi na surpresa.. hahahah…buti nalang sound proof ang bawat rooms ditto.. pag hindi mo binuksan ang pinto.. walang maririnig na kahit ano ang kabilang classroom
BINABASA MO ANG
The Assasin's Revenge
ActionShe wants REVENGE He wants JUSTICE They killed her family They killed his girl She's an agent He's mysterious And they're both BIPOLAR. What if the two of them cross paths? What if they fall inlove with each other? Will theire mission be forgotten...
