RDJ Imagines

Why Not

I laid in bed with my husband, watching TV. I was waiting on a segment of the show that seemed very interesting to me.

I yawned at the commercials, and stretched out my arms. I pulled the covers back towards myself and relaxed again.

"Oh! I need to tell you this funny story. I meant to tell it earlier but I forgot." Robert said, as I looked over at him.

"Tell it babe."

"Ok, so this one time I was in 8th grade, my school went on a camping trip at some place, and at night we all went around to the campfire and stuff, and one of the instructors--"

"Wait, hold on. Hold that thought." I said, putting a finger up to shush him. The segment on tv that I was waiting for was on. I turned up the volume.

Robert gave me a oh-no-she-didnt face, and cocked his head to the side.

"Just a few minutes, till it's over, then you can continue I promise. I've been waiting for this." I assured him.

"Ughhh." He pouted, and rolled his eyes.

"Don't act like a five year old."

"I'm not." He said, as I listened to the segment.

Suddenly, Robert started making weird dinosaur noises, and moving closer to me with T-Rex hands. I let out a giggle, and gently pushed him away, still trying to listen.

He came back towards me, and acted like a cat. Laying on me, and purring; rubbing his head on me as he did so. I pushed him off again, and he tried it a second time.

"Babe let me watch the segment!" I said, pushing him off again. He went back to his side of the bed, and crossed his arms.

There was a moment of silence, and I could finally pay attention to the tv.

But then he began to sing. But not beautifully like he always does. This time he sang in terrible pitch; obviously trying to make me laugh and grab my attention.

"Takeeeee onnnnn meeeeee! Take. On. Me! Takeeeeee meeeeeee onnnnnnnnnn! Take. On. Me! I'llllllllll beeeeeeeee goneeeeeee!" He sang terribly, trying not to laugh as he did it.

I looked over at him, and shook my head.

"Please don't..." I sighed. He paused then gave a smile.

"In a dayyyyyy or twoooooooooooooooooooo!!!!" He sang at the top of his lungs, trying to hit that iconic high note of the song take on me by a-ha.

I grabbed a pillow, and hit him in his stomach.

"Shut up!" I laughed. I looked back at the tv screen. Again, Robert stayed silent but I knew that wouldn't last.

Robert leaned over, and bit at my pajama sleeve. Getting my attention again. I put my hand on his forehead and pushed him away again.

"I swear to god..." I said, trying not to crack a smile, even though what he was doing was kinda cute.

He laid his head on my shoulder, but I felt like he was about to break into song.

Sure enough, he began to sing... again.

"Staying alive, staying alive. Ah, ah, ah, ah, staying aliveeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!"

I had enough. I picked up two pillows, and repeatedly hit him while laughing.

Robert grabbed two pillows also, and it turned into a pillow fight. He went back and fourth in the fight for about a good minute. Then I realized, I missed the segment. Damn.

I stopped the fight and put the pillows back on the bed.

"Great, I missed the segment. Thank you... so much." I said, sarcastically. He smiled, and pulled me close to him.

"No problem." He laughed, and kissed my forehead. "I love you honey." Robert left kisses on my neck, then pecked my lips.

"I love you too."

"Wanna listen to my story now?" He asked, smiling. I tried to keep a straight face, but I couldn't last. I broke into laughter, and playfully hit his chest.

"Why not?" I shrugged, as I giggled.

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