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zayn: love me you piece of crap

liam: excuse me you can't just demand for love and insult me at the same time

zayn: love me you piece of crap please?

liam: you're horrible

liam: why am i dating you

zayn: because you called me zen?

liam: IT WAS ONE TIME

zayn: YEAH RIGHT. YOU KEPT CALLING ME THAT UNTIL I AGREED TO GO OUT WITH YOU WHICH IN FACT IM STILL WAITING FOR OUR FIRST DATE

liam: perfection takes time

zayn: well tell it to hurry tf up bc im tired of waiting

liam: patience zen ;)

zayn: listen you lima bean

liam: EXCUSE ME?

zayn: oh will you look at the time, i have to water the plants

liam: oh okay

liam: wait you don't have any plants

read at 9:34pm

liam: ZAYN GET YOUR FLAT ASS BACK HERE

read at 9:36pm

liam: ZAYN !!!!!

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