A New Neighbor

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A man was cleaning his garden, when his new neighbor approaches him.

Man - Good morning sir.

Neighbor - Good morning. I'm your new neighbor, I just moved in.

Man - Well, nice to meet you! What do you do for life?

Neighbor - I'm a logical assumptions teacher.

Man - Oh really? And what's that?

neighbor - I'll give you an example of my work. I can see you have a dog house right there, right?

Man - Well yes, yes I do.

neighbor - So if you have a dog house there, you probably have a dog, right?

Man - Well yes, yes I do.

neighbor - So if you have a dog, you probably have kids, right?

Man - Well yes, yes I do.

neighbor - And if you have kids, you must have a wife too, right?

Man - I sure do, a fine wife.

neighbor - Well, then if you have a wife, you're a straight man. See, this is logical assumption. Now I have to go, see you soon neighbor.

Man - Well that's just amazing. Good to meet ya.

Another neighbor approaches, old friend of the man.

Friend - Good day neighbor, who was that guy you were talking with just now?

Man - Well, he's our new neighbor. He's a logical assumption teacher!

Friend - A logical assumption teacher? And what's that?

Man - Well, let me give you an example. Do you have a dog?

Friend- No, I don't.

Man - You don't? AH! That means you're gay!

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