A man was cleaning his garden, when his new neighbor approaches him.
Man - Good morning sir.
Neighbor - Good morning. I'm your new neighbor, I just moved in.
Man - Well, nice to meet you! What do you do for life?
Neighbor - I'm a logical assumptions teacher.
Man - Oh really? And what's that?
neighbor - I'll give you an example of my work. I can see you have a dog house right there, right?
Man - Well yes, yes I do.
neighbor - So if you have a dog house there, you probably have a dog, right?
Man - Well yes, yes I do.
neighbor - So if you have a dog, you probably have kids, right?
Man - Well yes, yes I do.
neighbor - And if you have kids, you must have a wife too, right?
Man - I sure do, a fine wife.
neighbor - Well, then if you have a wife, you're a straight man. See, this is logical assumption. Now I have to go, see you soon neighbor.
Man - Well that's just amazing. Good to meet ya.
Another neighbor approaches, old friend of the man.
Friend - Good day neighbor, who was that guy you were talking with just now?
Man - Well, he's our new neighbor. He's a logical assumption teacher!
Friend - A logical assumption teacher? And what's that?
Man - Well, let me give you an example. Do you have a dog?
Friend- No, I don't.
Man - You don't? AH! That means you're gay!
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Book Of Ha Ha 2
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