A husband and wife are out camping. In the middle of the night, the husband shakes his wife awake and says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" "OK," she says. "Put them between my thighs to warm them up."
An hour later, he shakes her awake again and says, "Honey, my feet are cold!" "Fine," she says. "You can put them between my thighs to warm them up."
Another hour later, he wakes her up and says, "Honey, my dick is freezing! Can I put it between your thighs to warm up?"
"Damn it," the wife cries. "Why can't your ears ever get cold?"
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Book Of Ha Ha 2
HumorPart 2 ..... Collection of jokes ... Comment, vote & have fun reading. These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 1: https://www.wattpad.com/story/125795639-book-of-ha-ha Book Of Ha Ha Part 3: https:...
