A Man With A Nervous Facial Twitch

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Is auditioning for a part in a play.

Every few seconds his cheek spasms and one eye squints.

The director of the play says "How do you expect me to give you a part if you keep doing that?"

The man replies "I actually have a medication for it, please wait one moment while I take it." He reaches into his right pocket and pulls out a pack of condoms.

"Oops that's not it."

He reaches into his left pocket and pulls out another pack of condoms. He finally pulls a third pack of condoms from his back pocket before the director stops him and asks why he has so many condoms.

The man replies "Because every time I go into the pharmacy, the pharmacist thinks I'm winking when I tell him what I need."


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