Book Of Ha Ha 2

The Confessional

There was a parish church in a secluded village. The village feast was coming and usually it gets very busy. The only priest, Father Steve, responsible for the church was getting old and decided he needed help for this one.

So he got a young new priest to help him from the priest college.

He told him : " hey it's easy , I'll give you this list of sins and right next to them is a list of penitences. Just go to the confessional and it will be quite an easy job"

So student priest starts with his first woman: " good morning father , I have sinned , I fight with everyone I meet" So the priest looks for "fighting" in the list , finds it , and gives the woman her penitence.

Second guy comes up " Hey I robbed a bank and I am sorry" So the student looked up for "stealing " on the list , made him return the money and gave him his penitence.

Third woman comes up , she was a prostitute. "Hey hun , I can't stop giving blowjobs to everyone I meet" The priest looked at the list for a couple of times looking for 'blowjobs' but he couldn't find anything .

Suddenly he noticed an altar boy was passing by and he called him . "Hey go find Father Steve quickly and ask him what do I give this woman for blowjobs"

The altar boy looked at him and said : " usually he gives me cake and coca cola."