On the first day at a Ukrainian school, the teacher introduces herself to the children
"My name is Marivanna and I am Ukrainian," she says. "Now introduce yourselves, children."
A young boy stands up and says, "My name is Taras and I am Ukrainian."
Next, a young girl stands up and says, "My name is Oksana and I am Ukrainian."
Another lad stands up and says, "My name is Vovochka and I am Russian."
"Why are you Russian, Vovochka?" asks the teacher.
"Well, my mom is Russian and my dad is Russian, so that makes me Russian." says the boy.
The teacher then asks, "Well, what if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a junkie, what would you be?"
"Then I'd be Ukrainian" says Vovochka smiling.
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