A Reporter Is Doing A Story On Prenatal Conditioning

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He gets contacted by a group of brothers who vouch for the phenomenon as having had an effect on them.

"I'm a jazz saxophonist." The first brother says. "My mother played Charlie Parker for me while I was in the womb, and she could feel me dancing to the beat."

"I'm a heavy metal guitarist." The second brother says. "My mother played Slayer for me while I was in the womb, and she could feel me head banging to it."

"I'm a dry cleaner." The third brother says.

"What does that have to do with anything?" The reporter asks.

"I didn't take well to any of the music my mother played." The brother replied. "Next thing I know, I'm being poked with a coat hanger."


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