3 men out fishing get caught in a storm, and wash up on a desert island, where they're captured by a tribe of cannibals. The chief says "if you want a chance to live, go into the jungle and bring back ten of any fruit". The men do as they're told, and meet back an hour later. The chief says " now, we're going to shove whatever fruits you bought up your ass, if you make no noise or facial expression you shall live, if not... We kill you."
The first man steps forward with ten grapes. They all go up his ass and he makes no noise. He is allowed to leave with his life.
The second man steps forward with plums. They get to 8 plums, and the man bursts out laughing. He is killed.
St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates and asks "you only had 2 plums left to go and you'd have lived, why did you laugh?"
"Well", replies the man, "I saw the third guy come back with an armful of pineapples"
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Book Of Ha Ha 2
HumorPart 2 ..... Collection of jokes ... Comment, vote & have fun reading. These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 1: https://www.wattpad.com/story/125795639-book-of-ha-ha Book Of Ha Ha Part 3: https:...
