A man competes in a duos golf league every weekend, and is meeting his new partner to practice for the upcoming weekend. He plays the round, with right handed clubs, and preforms absolutely amazing. A couple of hole-in-ones, beating the course's all time record. His new partner exclaims, "Wow! Were you a professional in your past life?!".
2 days later, the duo meets again for a second practice session. The man walks up, this time sporting left handed clubs. The partner notices, and challenges him; "There is no way you can play as well with the Lefty clubs!". They play the round, and the man doesn't play as well. He plays BETTER. He breaks his previous record, and his partner is astonished. "If you can play with both right handed and left handed clubs, how the hell do you decide which ones to use?". The man responds, "Whichever way my wife is facing when i wake up, I play from that side. It's a ritual I have. If she's facing left, I use the Left handed clubs, and vice versa." The partner says, "Wow, that is truly incredible. However, what do you do if she wakes up on her back?"
Grinning, he says, "I'm thirty minutes late"
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Book Of Ha Ha 2
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