The ticket seller tells him "You can't bring a duck in here, sir!"
The man, feeling disappointed, walks away with his duck.
He thinks "Maybe I can sneak him in!"
So the guy takes his duck and stuffs him into his pants and returns to the ticket window to buy his ticket.
It works and he takes his seat in the crowded theater next to an elderly couple.
As the lights turn down, the man unzips his fly and lets the duck poke his head out to watch the movie.
The elderly woman next to him is mortified and turns to her husband and whispers "Ed! The guy next to me took his thing out!"
Her husband tells her "Just try to ignore it. I wanna see this movie!"
She decides to try and ignore it but a minute later the woman turns to her husband again, more urgently, and whispers
"Ed! His thing..."
"I told you, just ignore it!"
"But it's eating my popcorn!"
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Book Of Ha Ha 2
HumorPart 2 ..... Collection of jokes ... Comment, vote & have fun reading. These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 1: https://www.wattpad.com/story/125795639-book-of-ha-ha Book Of Ha Ha Part 3: https:...
