Two Men Are Walking Through The Desert

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They've been walking for days and have run out of water. In the distance they see a small market place and run as fast as they can to the first stall. "Please" they beg "we've been walking through the desert for days, we need water." The vendor replies "I'm sorry, all I have is custard, cake and jelly". The men try the next stall, " We've been walking for days, do you have any water" the second vendor replies "I'm sorry, all I sell is custard, cake, and jelly". Stall after stall, every vendor in the market tells them they have only custard, cake and jelly.

As the men leave the market one turns to the other and says " Well, that was a trifle bazaar."


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