Journalist Interviews Pharmaceutical Researcher

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And asks: how is your progress with cancer cure?

Doctor answers: we have found a way to reduce cancer development speed in rats.

Next day, article reads: medical breakthrough! Cancer was cured.

Day after, doctor calls journalists and says:

Your article yesterday was wrong, the cancer cure is to be developed in next 2 years based in our research.

Article on next morning: physics breakthrough! Scientists have invented a time machine.

Next day, extremely angry doctor calls the journalist:

Man, your articles are complete bullshit. Why the &$*" should i even bother to explain my research if you lie every time? You're the worst fucking journalist I've ever talked to.

One more day, one more article:

Today, we have criminal news. Yesterday one of our reporters was physically assaulted by medicine doctor.


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