And asks: how is your progress with cancer cure?
Doctor answers: we have found a way to reduce cancer development speed in rats.
Next day, article reads: medical breakthrough! Cancer was cured.
Day after, doctor calls journalists and says:
Your article yesterday was wrong, the cancer cure is to be developed in next 2 years based in our research.
Article on next morning: physics breakthrough! Scientists have invented a time machine.
Next day, extremely angry doctor calls the journalist:
Man, your articles are complete bullshit. Why the &$*" should i even bother to explain my research if you lie every time? You're the worst fucking journalist I've ever talked to.
One more day, one more article:
Today, we have criminal news. Yesterday one of our reporters was physically assaulted by medicine doctor.
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Book Of Ha Ha 2
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