The parrot in the shop squawks- "Slut!!" Lady gets furious and rages to the owner about the foul mouthed parrot.
Owner punishes the parrot for the misbehavior by dipping it's head in water several times. He asks "Are you going to repeat it again?"
Parrot: Never!!
Next day the lady is passing by, so the owner approaches the lady and says that the parrot has learned its lesson and is a good parrot now. Lady decides to test it. Lady: If I come home with a guy, what would you think? Parrot: He might be your husband
Lady: If I come home with 2 guys, what would you think? Parrot: They might be your husband and Brother.
Lady: If I come home with 3 guys, what would you think? Parrot: They might be your husband, brother and brother in law.
Lady: If I come home with 4 guys, what would you think? Parrot looks at the lady and then turns to the owner and says "Can you get the water please!!"
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Book Of Ha Ha 2
HumorPart 2 ..... Collection of jokes ... Comment, vote & have fun reading. These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 1: https://www.wattpad.com/story/125795639-book-of-ha-ha Book Of Ha Ha Part 3: https:...
