Book Of Ha Ha 2

A Man Suspected His wife Of Seeing Another Man

So he hired the famous Chinese detective Chen Lee, to report any activities while was gone to work.

A few days later he received this report from the renowned detective:

Most honorable Sir,

You leave house. I watch. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in Hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she, she kiss he. He strip she, she strip he. He play with she, she play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I not see. No fee.

Yours truly,

Chen Lee