Book Of Ha Ha 2

Jack or Jill

A small business owner had money problems and had to let an employee go, either Jack or Jill. He thought he'd fire the employee who came late to work the next morning. Well, both employees came to work very early.

Then the he thought he would catch the first one who took a coffee break. Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break.

Then the owner decided to see who took the longest lunch break - strangely, neither Jack nor Jill took a lunch break that day, they both ate at their desk.

Finally, he thought he'd wait & see who would leave work the earliest, and both employees stayed after closing, but Jill eventually made her way to the coat rack and the owner went up to her and said, "Jill, I have a terrible problem. I don't know whether to lay you or Jack off." Jill said, "Well, you'd better jack off, because I'm late for my bus."