~ Jalbert One Shots ~

~ Oops! ~

A/N: Alright so I Joined Jake's server on discord and in the announcement, he told us he and Albert got dissed. 

Yeah ty @TheSushiShark for this idea btw read they're stories there like hella good I love them so much..

Okay I'll stop ranting and start this chapter...

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Jake's POV:

I slowly wandered around the mall, scrolling through my phone.

I bumped into several people by accident, but I apologized and kept making my way towards this big fountain in the middle of the mall.

I kept scrolling through my phone, not knowing where I was heading. I felt myself bump into something, and heard a big splash of water.

I quickly look up from my phone to see a man in a fountain. He lifted his head above the water and rubbed his head, groaning in pain.

I stood there, dumbfounded for a couple seconds before I realized that I might've accidentally pushed him in.

I literally drop my phone and awkwardly reached out for his hand, as if he was drowning. He looked confused, but then he gave in and let me help him. "You okay??" I asked.

"Y-yeah, might've accidentally hit my head floor" he said softly, "sorry".

"No no no, I should be the one apologizing. I bumped into you" I say awkwardly. We both stood there in awkward silence, then I decide I should make the first move.

"Um, anyways, I'm Jake" I say softly, waiting for the man to say his name.

".. I'm Albert" he says quietly. I realized he was soaking wet, so I decided to help him.

"Hey, I'm gonna go buy you a towel, c'mon" I say quickly, taking his hand and dragging him to the store. "What color do you prefer?" I ask him while looking at the towels. "Uh.. I.. Er- Red" He says reluctantly, trying to avoid eye contact.

I quickly buy him the red towel and push him into the men's bathroom, gesturing him to go dry himself up.

He soon came back, smiling softly. "You didn't have to do that Y'know" Albert says, almost giggling. I shrugged. "Just being a gentleman" I say casually.

"Wanna get something to eat?" I ask him. He nodded, probably thinking there's no way out of this situation.

We both talked while we went over to StarBucks. I spotted my dude Russo at a table there, so I decided to join him.

"Ey Russo" I say to him. He looked up at us and smirked mischievously.

"I see you have caught a fish from the sea" Russo chuckles, looking over to Albert. "Your a very lucky wo- I mean man." He stutters.

"I have a girlfriend" Albert says, blushing slightly.

"Yeah dude, we just met" I say to Russo. "Well, I accidentally bumped into him and he then fell into a fountain." I say awkwardly.

Russo chokes on his laugh and looks at us funny. "I can sense that this will turn into a long lasting friendship" he giggles, leaning back on the seat.

I roll my eyes at him. "Ey Dude, I gotta go. If I'm not home in 30 minutes, my girl is gonna get pissed" Albert says concerned, getting up.

"Oh okay. I'll walk you to your car" I say while Russo keeps winking at us uncontrollably.

"Well, have a nice day?" I say, "oh, here's my number if you ever want to talk to me" I say, scribbling my number on a piece of paper and handing it to him.

"Oh, thanks" Albert says, smiling softly. "I'll be sure to talk to you every once in a while" he says while entering his car.

I wave at him while Russo keeps nudging me. "Dude what the hell do you want??" I finally turn to him and ask.

"Y'know I'm thinking the ship name should be called Jal-"

"DUDE-"

~ Fin ~

I have no idea where I went with this lmao. This is just one of those chapters where I start writing  and I just keep adding weird shit so yeah sorry if this sounds a little weird.