~ Jalbert One Shots ~

~ House Renovation ~

okay guys

I'm going to write in 3rd person.

okay I don't usually write in third person but I'm just curious.

HERE WE GO KIDS-

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The truck came to a screeching halt, making everyone jump.

"Jake, how the hell did achieve your drivers license?!" Asked Albert nervously while getting out of the truck. "Um, I don't know. They just gave it to me and told me to never come back"

"How come?"

"Because I damaged 3 of their cars and nearly ran over a pedestrian."

"...oh".

Samuel happily hopped out of the truck, showing no concern of Jake's lack of driving skills. "Mom, when do we start decorating the house?"

"You have to wait Samuel. We just got here! We have to unpack everything first.." responded Albert, slightly annoyed. He trudged all the way to the back and hauled everything out, taking up almost all of their driveway.

"Jake how much shit did you pack here?!"

"What?? Everything we need... and maybe sell some items to earn a couple of extra bucks"

Albert facepalmed as he threw the boxes into the well made house.

"Dude careful my computers in there!!"

"If you can buy one you can buy another" grumbled Albert childishly, continuing to throw the heavy boxes. Samuel quickly ran into the new house, immediately going upstairs. "Samuel aren't you gonna help your poor mother here??" Yelled Albert desperately.

"Fine mOM" yelled back Samuel. He quickly ran back down the stairs and started dumping everything out of the big boxes. "Samuel can you-" Albert said.

"Ugh, why can't be a normal family" he whispered underneath is breath.

"Hey! I heard that!" Yelled Jake.

"No you didn't!" He replied.

Albert finally finished putting all of the boxes into the house and decided to take a sneak peek of it. His eyes widened in amazement as he let them wander around the hollow house.

"Uh, Jake... are you sure this is the right house??" He Yelled nervously.

"Uh, yeah! This house had the price low because nobody wanted to buy this house" he yelled back.

"Do me a favor and stop what your doing and get over here!!"

"'Ight."

Jake calmly walked to Albert but he abruptly stopped to look at his surroundings. "Wow.. this looks bigger than what the photos showed.." he whispered. "Dude, were only 3 people... we don't need a 5 bedroom and 3 bathroom house" Albert chuckled quietly, playfully punching his arm.

"But, I really like it. Thanks" whispered Albert, kissing his cheek and going off to find Samuel. Jake giggled like a little School Fangirl and sauntered towards a small box that caught his attention.

He curiously opened it and smiled warmly when he was what it was. He carefully unwrapped the translucent piece of cloth and gently took the picture, smiling even more widely.

It was Albert and Jake's wedding day.

Jake placed it gently on top of the fireplace. He smiled warmly as he replayed that memory in his head.

"JAKE?!" Albert yelled for the 3rd time at him, who was zoned out.

".... uh, huh?"

Jake turned around, exposing his pink face.

Albert chuckled quietly.

"Your so cute~" he whispered, pinching both of his cheeks. Jake giggled quietly and pushed his hands into his pockets. "Alright.. lets start with the sofa. Where do you think we can put the Sofa Jake??" Albert questioned, looking around the large hollow room.

"Hmm, I don't know.. maybe here??" said Jake who was standing near the right corner of the wall.

"... eh. That'll do for now. SAMUEL COME HELP ME-" Albert said before he was a somewhat large rock fly across the wide room. "WHAT THE HELL SAMUEL?!?" Albert screamed as he ran towards the large rock on the floor.

"JSOCVVKFFDDDDNYAAHHH"

"What did your mom say??" Whispered Jake to Samuel.

"I don't know... I think he's trying to not to curse in front of me" he said blankly. "This is gonna be a long day" Jake facepalmed.

~ A Majestic Time Skip ~

Albert swept the sweat off his brow and looked at the house proudly. "We did good guys" he wheezed, pulling everyone close to him.

"Ew! Mommy's swEATY" Samuel complained, trying to escape Albert's strong grasp. "Heh" he giggled, ruffling up his hair. Jake looked at his watch and grunted. "Ey mah dude, it's your bed time, c'mon let's go" whispered Jake, taking Samuel's hand and leading him up towards his bedroom.

Samuel quickly crawled under his blue bed sheets and cuddled against the pillow. "G'night Jake" Samuel yawned cutely, quickly drifting off into another world. Albert came into his room quietly and stood close to Jake, holding his hand gently. "I think we should start heading to bed now, we can continue tomorrow" whispered Albert underneath his breath. "Yeah" replied Jake, quickly pecking his cheek.

~ TAHHH ENDDD ~

*inhales*

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