~ Jalbert One Shots ~

~ Macy's ~

A/N: Didn't Albert tell us once that he worked at Macy's? Eh, I don't know what the hell they sell, so just go with it lmao.

Albert's POV:

"Hey Mom, how did you and dad meet?" Asked Samuel

"Well Samuel...."

~ Story Time ~

"That'd be $10.99 ma'am!" I said with fake enthusiasm as I smiled at the old woman in front of me, who's digging through her purse.

"How much did you say young man?" The woman weakly said, fixing her glasses doing so. I sighed silently. "$10.99 ma'am.."

"Rats! I'm a penny short!" The old woman said, shaking her head.

"You know what.. it's okay ma'am.. just give me the money" I said, trying to get out of this situation as quickly as possible. Because..

The woman was buying tampons.

And I'm NOT a FEMALE.

"Okay ma'am!! Have a nice day!" I said, giving her the receipt and shooing her off. I felt someone lightly tap my back, and I turned to see who it was.

It was a tall man, with glasses, hazel hair and eyes. He looked quite handsome.

Quite Handsome indeed.

"Oh, Uh, h-hey. I need help finding t-the restroom.. I'm new h-here" the man stuttered.

"Oh, okay. Go take a right, then a left, and another left and a right." I said casually, placing one hand on my hip.

He stared at me blankly.

"Do you want me to take you there.." I sighed. He nodded embarrassingly. "Alright follow me"

I took him to the bathroom and he thanked me awkwardly. "Uh.. t-thanks. I'm Jake by the way" Jake whispered. "Ah, no problem. Your not the first to ask where the restroom is. I'm Albert" I said, shaking his hand. We were left with awkward silence until he finally entered the bathroom.

I strolled along back to the register to find a load of triggered people.

"Jeez Jeez, Okay, I'll be right with you" I said to them, as if they were animals.

~ piks ( skip spelled backwards ) ~

I leaned against the wall outside the store, scrolling through Twitter on my phone.

"H-hey"

I looked up to see the same man who asked me where the bathroom was. I smiled softly.

"Hey Jake" I said. I could see him slightly blushing, which made me smirk."

Ey, try hitting on em' Albert.

That's a very good idea Albert.

Why, thank you Albert.

"Hey Jake, I seemed to have lost my phone number, Can I use yours" I said to him, almost laughing.

He blushed harder, "w-what?"

"Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!" I said, winking. There was an obvious ray of pink glowing on his cheeks. This only made me continue with the corny pick up lines.

"Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"... what."

"Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me."

"... Albert."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"... Albert?"

"If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself."

"ALBERT!"

"What??" I asked. He scooted closer to me and kissed my cheek.

Well then.

He handed me a little slip of paper, and backed away. He made a 'call me' sign with his hands to me and soon walked away to his car.

I looked at the piece of paper and smiled softly, feeling happy.

~ End of story ~

"Wow!" Said Samuel. "That was very descriptive Mom!"

"Yep, It was the best day of my life" I sighed happily.

~ Fin ~

It's 12:45 AM Bye.