~ Jalbert One Shots ~

~ The Tree ~

Merry Christmas mah little smol peeps! Hope y'all spend it well! I'm finally on winter break :3

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Albert's POV:

It was fiNAllY Christmas and Jake promised me he'd come over to see me!

I quickly grabbed my phone and called Jake, growing slightly impatient.

I inhaled dramatically and screamed as soon as he answered, "JAAAAAAAAAAAAKEY!~"

"... what."

"WHERE. ARE. YOU?!?"

"At your front door."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

I screamed loudly as I bolted towards the door, opening it with such unnecessary force. "HI" I screamed into the phone, well aware that Jake was in front of me.

"Dude I'm right here you don't need to scream nor shout in the phone."

"I KNOW BUTS IT'S CHRISTMAS MAH DOOD" I yelled, bringing him into a big bear hug. "Anyways, Merry Christmas!!" I chirped in his ear, squeezing him tightly.

"Heh, Merry Christmas Albert. I-I got something for you.." giggled Jake childishly. "Oh! For me?!" I say dramatically, fluttering my eyelashes like a small kawaii School girl. "Y-yes you" Jake laughed, playfully punching my arm. "That's sweet of you. I got you something too~" I added, winking at him.

He gave me a flustered look and took out a small, well wrapped box, handing it delicately to me. "Careful, It's fragile" He whispers. I quickly and carefully unwrap it and I gasp loudly, immediately hugging Jake doing so. "AAAAAAAH YOUR SO THOUGHTFUL!!" I squealed, jumping up and down.

I clutched tightly the picture Jake gave me of us, its frame made of glass and gold, and thanked him a bunch of times.

"Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you-"

"shhh, don't mention it." He winked. I carefully set the picture down and pulled out his gift. "Here!" I chirp, giving him a big and heavy box. He delightfully opened it and smiled widely, so widely that it looked impossible. "Aw Dude!! Thanks for the mic!!" He squealed, giving me a quick hug (omg so many hugs oof).

"Alright! Now that we got that outta the way, I was thinking we could go and find a Christmas Tree because I don't have a Christmas tree because I'm fucking lazy andNOWWEGONNAFINDSONEBOI'S"

"OH GOD"

~ Tiem skëëpeh ~

"OKAY. Which one do you like??" I ask Jake, looking around the shop. He looks around, and I see his eyes locked on a tall and slim tree. "That one??" I ask reluctantly. He shakes his head, "no, that's too tall and skinny" he shivers.

"You cold??" I ask him politely. He nods in embarrassment, and shivers slightly. "Here, take my coat" I say, taking off my coat and placing it on him.

"But-"

"TAKE IT"

"O-okay"

":)"

"Excuse me Sir? What kind of trees do you recommend?" Jake asks the shop attendant. "Oh! We recommend those over there. They're not too tall, not too small, not too fat nor slim." He states.

"Perfect, Thanks!" I say, taking Jake's hand and dragging him towards the tree.

Me and Jake both stand there in awe as we both lock eyes on the same tree.

"... that one, right?"

"yeeeah."

~ FRICKING FRACKING TIME SKIP OF TEH TWO GAY BOIS FLIRTING AND SHIT ~

"Woo!! That took a while, but we finally did it!!" Wheezed Jake, looking at the glimmering tree. "Why did you have to buy the pink lights Albert?" Whined Jake.

"What? I like pink" I smirk. "Anyways, let's take a break" I insist. I quickly take out a small mistletoe and hang in above both of ours heads. Jake looked at me funny, then smirked.

"No homo"

"Yes"

I smashed our lips together roughly, but then the kiss soon turned smooth and soft.

After a couple minutes, Jake pulled away, looking flustered and pink. I giggled uncontrollably.

"Merry Christmas!"

~ Fin ~

yo I drew a little thing for  TheSushiShark because I was bored I suck at drawing um I forgot how to draw fucking overalls here lol:

Btw guys tysm for 1.7K!! This is legit like  a Christmas Gift to me lmao.

Buh Bai! :3