~ Jalbert One Shots ~

~ Red Flowers ~

A/N: I really wanna say who gave me this idea but they don't wanna be mentioned ;-;

Btw this is 1,178 words. Your welcome.

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Albert's POV:

"Hey Lana!" I say to her as she enters the door. She rolls her eyes at me and ignores me, walking casually upstairs and up to the guest room.

I stood there, without saying a word. I felt confused and disappointed. I carefully walk up to the guest bedroom and knock on the door, "Hey Lana, you good??" I ask her, waiting for a response.

"I'm fine. Go away." She states strictly from the room.

I suddenly felt a sharp pain throbbing in my stomach. I jerk forward, holding my stomach doing so. I groan in pain as I quickly go down the stairs, immediately sitting on the couch. I felt nauseous and I almost start gagging, but I Hold it back.

At the most perfect time, I get a call from Jake. I pick up the vibrating phone and answer the call. The pain quickly resides, leaving me confused.

"Oh uh, Hey Jake!" I chirp through the phone.

"Hey Dude!! Guess what?! I'm coming to your house!! Sorry that it's so random"

"SERIOUSLY?!?" I nearly yell out of excitement.

"Yah Dude! I'm on the plane right now... I'll text you when I get off it." Jake says.

"Alright bitch, bye!" I quickly say as I end the call.

I literally jump all the way to my room and quickly clean up. "What's the rush??" Lana yells through the guest bedroom. "Jake's coming over to stay a little bit!!" I quickly say as I gather up all of the dirty clothes and pile it up in a corner. "Wow, it's almost like you guys are a thing now" she says sarcastically.

I blush a little bit, picking up the soggy clothes and shoving them into the washing machine. I fix my bed up a little bit and spray a whole bunch of Febreze.

Almost on cue, I get text message from Jake saying that he's already at the airport. I squeal delightfully and bounce into the car, turning it on and speeding away.

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"DUDEEEEE!" I scream as I run towards the man who looked like my best friend. He quickly spun around and smiled cheerfully. I pounce on him and hug him tightly, making him loose his breath. "Dude your squeezing me too hard" He wheezed. I chuckled quietly and let go, looking up at him.

"Your tall" I point out. "Yeah dude I'm 6'1" he says. I pout childishly, taking his arm. "C'mon let's go" I say, dragging him over to the car. "Hey what about Lana??" He asks. "Eh, Lana would probably be cool about it" I assume, actually feeling a little nervous.

I pull out and quickly drive over to my house.

I unlock the door, finding the house a little scattered and messy. "That's weird... I just cleaned this place up" I say nervously. I walk up towards Lana's room to find the door locked. I sighed and took out a paper clip, unwinding it and unlocking the door with it. Jake came trotting up to me as I slowly open the door, both me and Jake peeking in like curious children.

I find to see Lana in the bed, with someone else.

My eyes widen in anger, while Jake's widen in fear.

I was about to say something retarded, but then a sharp pain started developing in my stomach. I groan in pain as I stumble backwards, bumping into Jake.

"Hey dude, you okay?" He ask nervously, ready to catch me in case I fall. Quickly, I felt nauseous, and ran to the bathroom. I got on my knees and vomited in the toilet (oml I'm disgusting ).

I slowly open my eyes to only see a bunch of small red flowers grouped together. I nearly scream but I bite my lip, causing it to bleed. "Jake get your fine ass over here and look at this shit" I yell. Footsteps soon came running towards the bathroom, opening the door slowly. He looked at the flowers in confusion. "Dude, was Lana high enough to buy a bouquet of flowers and shove them in the toilet?" He asks. I shake my head.

"Dude, this is what I threw up" I say seriously, worry clear in my face.

I quickly started to feel dizzy again. I clumsily got up, going towards Jake. "D-Dude take me to a h-hospital" I say before I collapse in front of Jake.

Jake's POV:

"Shit!" I scream as I haul Albert's body into his car. I dig through his pockets for the car keys and grab them, unlocking the car. I swiftly threw him in there, started the car, and took off. I pulled out my phone, trying to find what it could be.

"Siri give me the possible illnesses for throwing up flowers" I say, sounding like an idiot.

"OKAY. Here are my results," she says, "Hanahaki: an illness caused by a one sided romantic relationship, causing that one person to vomit flowers. Depending on how severe it is, the patient may die, due to the flowers invading their lungs."

~ LAZY TIEM SKÏP ~

Tick

Tock

Tick

Tock

Tick

Tock

"Jake??" The doctor said. I quickly looked up and went to them. "He's not doing so good, I'm thinking you might want to go see him" he says awkwardly, pointing to a room, "he's in there."

I quietly walk over there and open the door, seeing countless machines and technology that I'm not aware of.

"Oh god" I whisper as I look closely up at this face, which was pale with faded lines of green, which I'm assuming were the vines of the flowers.

I look towards the heart monitor, which was going a little faster than usual. I bit my lip nervously as I held Albert's hand. "Dude, don't die on me now" I whisper, squeezing his hand. "There's so much I want to tell you"

I close my eyes, slowly loosing hope every minute.

Kiss him

Kiss him

Kiss him

I look up to the door to see a 12 year old girl chanting "kiss him". She finally noticed me and smiled, slowly backing away.

Actually, good idea.

I hovered over him, hearing his soft breathing. I leaned in deeper, and our noses softly touched. I finally closed the gap, our lips colliding together.

After a few seconds, I stumble back, sighing. I grab ahold of his hand again, and glance at the heart monitor, which was going faster now. I squeezed my eyes shut and held Albert's hand tightly.

"Dude don't die on me now"

I flinched as I felt Albert's hand squeeze back, suddenly sitting up. The heart monitor went back to normal, and Albert looked like he'd just seen a ghost.

"OH MY TDITSJSJSAJTAAFN" I say as I pull Albert into a big embrace, holding him as if it's the last time I'd ever touch him. "Dude I was so worried" I sighed of relief, looking into his eyes.

Happiness showed clearly on his face, and he held my hand.

"Thank you" He says, kissing my nose gently.

~ ffffffffiinnnnnn ~

omg

You know what I just realized

This is like Sleeping Beauty

omfg

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I am depressing.