*hands you your daily dose of Jalbert* Here you go.
BY THE WAY YES I DREW THIS DO NU STEEL MAH ART PLES I LO YOU
Okay, yeah, so these are one shots. They will at least contain:
* Fluff and will be sappy
* Maybe some smutty scenes and kinky shit
* H...
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HOLY WATER BOTTLES THANK YOU.
AnywhOOO today I have decided I'd do fucking Jalbert headcanons. These will be if they were a couple, and Samuel was their child~
1.) Whenever Samuel was at his daycare, Albert would always lay on the couch like a fucking porn star and Jake can't ever ignore him, which is why he jumps on him every time he does that and...
*awkward cough*
What a great way to start this.
2.) On a cold day Jake will always wear layers and layers of clothes until he can't walk so Albert will have to roll him around the house.
3.) Albert will always hide notes that say "I love you" around the house and if Jake finds them all he will be rewarded with a BIG OL' SMOOCH
4.) When Jake proposed to Albert, he fainted and hit his head on a rock which made him go to the hospital. When he woke up he found lots of heart balloons and red roses in his hospital room.
5.) Albert secretly watched Jake bathe when they were dating.
6.) When Jake is always mad Albert and Samuel have to get a big blanket, wrap him completely in it and hug him till he calms down. Works every time.
7.) Every Christmas Jake always wakes Albert up with mistletoe and kisses.
8.) Albert secretly likes to here Jake rant on about his day, but when Jake asks if he's annoyed, he says yes but Jake still goes on ranting.
9.) Samuel secretly takes pictures in a corner of Albert and Jake cuddling when they thought Samuel was in his room.
10.) Jake made a video compilation of Albert screaming, and when he needs a laugh he secretly plays that video.
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They're not very much but I hoped you like them lmao.
