~ Jalbert One Shots ~

~ The Turkey ~

A/N: Happy Thanksgiving my little turkeys! I hope y'all are spending it well, eating tons of turkeys and fighting over politics. This is one based off of Thanksgiving. Lmao.

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Albert's POV:

"HONEY I'M HOME!!" I cheered as I went through the doors, hauling a big bag which was my surprise for Jake.

"Jake?" I asked, looking for him. I trotted towards his room, and I found him playing Apocalypse Rising. I made an exaggerated sigh so he'd notice me, and I turned off the computer. He looked up at me and wheezed.

"Dude, today is November 23rd! Do you know what that means??" I asked him, raising an eyebrow at him.

"I, Uh, you know I don't. I live under a rock!" Jake stated. "IT'S THANKSGIVING! AND YOU BETTER BE THANKFUL THAT I'M HERE TO REMIND YOU TO BE THANKFUL!" I said, dragging him to the living room. "On a lighter note, I got you a surprise!!" I cheered, dragging the bad towards him.

He raised an eyebrow at me. "Well, open it!!" I whispered happily. He shrugged and opened the bag, his eyes widening immediately. "DUDE WHAT THE FU-" he was cut off when the turkey bolted out of the bag, jumping on him and running around the room. "DUDE WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THE TURKEY?!" He screamed, running after it. "BEHIND THE BACK OF A RED VAN! THE MAN TOLD ME IT WAS DEAD!" I screamed, also running after the turkey. Jake stopped abruptly in his tracks, and looked at me. "Dude, you got the damn turkey from the back of a red van?" He said. I just shrugged casually.

"It was 50% off..." I whispered. We both looked in sync as the Turkey was making it's way towards our wedding pictures.

"SHIT NO!!" I screeched, going full speed towards the turkey and pouncing on it. "DUDE BE USEFUL AND HELP ME OUT HERE!!" I screamed.

All of a sudden, the turkey went limp, and I felt a warm liquid oozing on my hands. "Umm.. Jake what did you do.." I said nervously as I sat up. The minute I looked at my hands I looked at the turkey. The minute I looked at the TURKEY I threw it across the room, leaving behind a thin trail of blood.

"Out of all the things you could've done, you had to pick that option." I said, cringing at my own hands.

"You know I don't think well under pressure!" Jake laughed nervously, and helped me up. I went to go wash my hands as Jake got some paper towels to clean up the bloody mess. "Christ, it looks like a murder has taken place here" I groaned, and went to help Jake up with the mess.

~ Time Skoop ~

"Jake, I need you to know a few things before you devour this poor creature. One, I have never cooked a turkey, Lana usually cooks the turkey. Two, if you ever get hurt, I am NOT paying for your medical bills." I clearly stated as I set down the turkey.

He simply nods his head as he sits down eagerly.

I sat down beside him, cutting myself a piece of turkey. "What are you thankful for, Jake?" I said as I ate the Turkey.

"Mmmh, I'm thankful for this Turkey" he whispered, winking at me, "and I'm thankful for you"

I hugged him tightly, kissing his nose.

"I'm thankful for you too"

~ Fin ( as in finish, not Fin the human and Jake the dog ) ~

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