OkAy bois. I honestly don't know wtf this is or if I should even consider this a chapter, but this is just...
Just wow.
~~~
Jake's POV:
"Shit the camera fell down Albert!!" I yelled, running towards the camera.
"OW I STUBBED MAH TOE" whined Albert, holding his big toe in pain. "Ah c'mon man up! We have to start the video!" I say, fixing the camera and putting it on the table.
"Uh, hey guys!! Today, this is a really weird video and I hope you enjoy. This isn't related to Roblox at all but..."
"Have you ever had trouble cuddling with the one you love??"
"Have you ever cuddled that person on a cold winter day, and need warmth. And then you hug that person and they're even colder than the weather and you just want to shove them into an oven to make them warm and cuddly??"
"Well, we have a solution!!" Yells Albert, "introducing, the sushi roll method!!"
"Yes" I say, "so there are steps to complete this."
"First, you must grab your smol bean and set him on the blanket vertically. Don't put them in the middle though, put them either on the right or left side" I say, grabbing Albert and placing him gently on the fluffy blanket. I tilt the camera down so people can see Albert wiggling weirdly on the blanket.
"Next, you must wrap your smol bean like this" I say, rolling Albert till he's fully engulfed in the blanket.
"Here's a little tip. Do NOT do this on a summer day, because then your smol bean will be over cooked and soggy" I warn, raising an eyebrow at the camera. I then grab Albert and tuck him under my arm while grabbing the camera with my other hand.
"This is who I'm gay for" I giggle madly at the camera, tilting it down so it faces Albert.
"Next, you need to set up your area. If you want lots of cuddling, either set up a scary movie so your smol bean will cling tightly on you, or, set up an old cheesy movie so your smol bean will fall asleep on you." I whisper, setting up a scary movie.
I sit down with Albert in my lap, cuddling him tightly. "And that's it guys!! Comment down below if this worked for you" I say.
I was about to end the video until I hear the door slowly creak open. I look behind me to see a very confused Lana.
"... wtf did I just walk in on.." she asks after obnoxiously spitting her drink of the floor.
"NOPE. YAH YEEET" I scream, picking up Albert and running out the door, escaping Lana.
"THATS MY FUCKING BOYFRIEND!!" She screams, running out the door.
"NOPEEEE" I scream, "THIS IS WHO IM GAY FOOOOOORR!!" I screeched, raising Albert high, and running through the fucking street with cars honking at us like crazy.
"CMON MAN ITS 3 AM AND IM ABOUT TO BURST MY PILES!!" Someone in the car screamed.
~ Fin ~
omg.
this is really short lol aaa
AOOOOOOOOHA
YOU ARE READING
~ Jalbert One Shots ~
Fanfiction*hands you your daily dose of Jalbert* Here you go. BY THE WAY YES I DREW THIS DO NU STEEL MAH ART PLES I LO YOU Okay, yeah, so these are one shots. They will at least contain: * Fluff and will be sappy * Maybe some smutty scenes and kinky shit * H...
