~ Jalbert One Shots ~

~ TIFANY MAYUMI ~

It's all in the title.

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Albert's POV:

I sprinted through the crowd of busy people and quickly turned to the right, running into a dark alley.

I looked behind me and sighed of relief. I slowly stopped running and sat down to catch my breath. "I don't think she can find me here now" I panted while wiping the sweat off my forehead. I pulled out a freezing cold bottle of water and chugged it down. I set down the bottle and looked to my right.

Shit.

"No.. please." I begged while backing up slowly. "I didn't mean to hurt you like that."

She didn't say anything, instead, she smiled devilishly and took out a pocket knife. I could feel my legs weaken from fear as I backed up, desperately trying to find my gun. Suddenly, she stepped roughly on my foot which made me squeal in pain.

".. TIFANY MAYUMI!!!"

Startled, I looked behind me to see Jake quivering while pointing a gun at Mayumi. "Don't you dare hurt him" he threatened while stepping closer to her with the gun.

"Drop the knife." He stated, still pointing the gun at her. She cursed something inaudible while rolling her eyes. Suddenly, she grinned ear to ear.

"Okay" she said, with a heavy spanish accent. She dropped the knife so that the blade penetrated through my skin. "OW!" I yelped while desperately trying to escape her grasp. I carefully pulled the blade out of my leg, which only made it bleed worse.

"Albert you're supposed to not take out the blade until medical professionals are here so they can handle it!" Jake complained while facepalming. I looked down to see the blood spewing out and making a puddle on the cement.

"Heh, sorry" I whispered. Mayumi still hasn't let go of my foot, which has currently lost circulation right now.

"Tifany, let go of his foot." Jake warned while inching closer to us.

Mayumi smiled and sprinted off deeper into the darkness of the alley. "MAYUMI!!" Jake screamed while chasing after her, leaving me sitting there with a puzzled face.

"... well then."

~ de epic battle of Mayumi and Jake begins ~

Jake's POV:

With the gun in my hand, I ran blindly through the thick darkness. I stop for a minute to rest for a little bit, while trying to hear for any unusual noises. I took out my phone and turned the flashlight on, lighting the alley. I heard a laugh with a thicc spanish accent and looked to my right, seeing Tifany standing there with the most horrific grin.

"Don't. Move." I say while aiming the gun at her. She didn't stop smiling, instead, she just smiled wider.

"wtf" I say while inching closer to her, "you're crazy."

"No es mi culpa" she says, "Es culpa de Albert por ponerme en ese lago helado."

"what?" I say, not understating a word she's saying.

"Estupido" she says while rolling her eyes. "I'm not Stupid!" I say while getting closer. I pull the trigger, which hit her right in the chest. She jerked backwards and hit her head against the concrete. I ran to her and carefully examined her. After a minute of cold silence, she started laughing lowly. Despite all the thicc blood she was covered with, she stood up with no problem.

"No puedes matarme" she says while slowly levitating in the air.

"Gasp!" I say, "it's almost like this is all a shitty story that's SO bad it's on Wattpad!"

"¿Que?"

"Nothing.." I say while shrugging my shoulders.

"We will meet again, Jake" she says with a thicc spanish accent before disappearing into thin air. I stood there, dumbfounded, until I see Albert crawling helplessly towards me. "bby!" I say while running to him and hugging him on the ground.

"Ow.. my leg." Albert said. "Oh shit, I forgot about that" I whispered while pulling out some gauze and wrapping it over his wound. "What happened to Mayumi?" He asked. "I don't know, she just disappeared. You know she speaks English, right? It's just covered with a thicc spanish accent you can't almost understand it."

"She does?"

"Mhm."

"Hmm.."

"Cmon bby lets go home" I say while picking him up bridal style. "Just because I'm 5"10, doesn't mean you can call me bby!" Albert whined.

"Yes I can" I say while chuckling.

~ Fin ~

Summary:

Albert runs and trips on his face

"o no mai fcace"

*tifany Mayumi stabs leg*

"EEEEEEEEEEEEE"

*mami Jake comes and scares Tifany*

"go before I salap ypuo woth mai gin"

*mAyumi runs away*

*mami Jake runs after her*

*mami jake shoots TIFANY MAYUMI*

*maymui disappears :o*

*papi Albert goes to Mami jake*

"Cmon daddy we ggona go hum naow"

"EEEEEEEEEEE"

yes.