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Brand new year..
Brand new gay shit to look at oof.
*insert 2009 meme*
You know what I just realized...
Almost anything can be turned into a meme.
:o
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Jake's POV:
"Hey Albert I'm barging into your house in
3
2
1" I scream through the phone.
I rapidly open the door to surprisingly unlocked, and to see Albert in only a tank top and his boxers. "Pfft" I wheeze, looking at Albert's reaction. He screamed like a little girl and ran into the bathroom. I laugh loudly and knock on the bathroom door. I turn the knob to find it,
SURPRISINGLY OPEN.
"Dude you really need to start locking your doors" I chuckle. I look up to see him have..
Cat Ears??
"I-I can explain" Albert whispered, "I, Uh.."
"Dawg those actually look cute on you. Is that like a headband??" I say while pulling his ears.
"Ow!!" He squealed.
"Wait these are actually part of you??"
"Yes! I'm a Neko!!"
"What the hell is a Neko??"
"Err, basically this" he whispered, revealing a long black tail, and poked out his ears more. I smirked mischievously. "Lemme try something" I giggle while picking him up and throwing him on the couch. "WHAT THE HELL JAKE?!" He screamed as I sat on his lap. I got one hand and started scratching the back of his ear.
"I-Uh.." he purred while melting against me. I silently screamed about how cute he is and scratched both of his ears. He meowed quietly and closed both of his eyes. I quickly grab my phone and snatch a photo of him, giving him a lopsided smile. I grab the nearest blanket and wrap him in it. "You're so cute" I whispered, gently kissing his cheek. He smiled softly and nuzzled against me, falling asleep. I walk carefully to the bed and set him gently on it, crawling up next to him. I pull the blanket over us and cuddled him like a pillow, falling asleep next to him.
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bois I'm so sorry I haven't updated in a bit I'm just really busy with my shitty life since I started fucking school again.
Someone wanted me to do this so HERE YA GO SORRY IT'S RLLY SHOrt oof.
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~ Jalbert One Shots ~
Fanfiction*hands you your daily dose of Jalbert* Here you go. BY THE WAY YES I DREW THIS DO NU STEEL MAH ART PLES I LO YOU Okay, yeah, so these are one shots. They will at least contain: * Fluff and will be sappy * Maybe some smutty scenes and kinky shit * H...
