~ Jalbert One Shots ~

~ Unknown Number ( Part 2? ) ~

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Albert's POV:

I slowly woke up and opened my eyes. I quickly shut them because of the god damn sun in my eyes.

Buzz.

I look over to see my phone having some kind of seizure. I open it and see this Jake dude spamming me.

???: hey

???: hey

???: hey

???: hey

AlbertBitch: What the hell do u want?

???: I'm bored

AlbertBitch: Nice to meet you bored.

???: no

AlbertBitch: Yes

~ Incoming call from * Insert random number here * ~

I nervously stare at my phone while it vibrates in my hand. I answer the call, and press the phone against my ear. All I heard was some weird intimidating breathing.

".... you gonna say something?" I whisper, "or just hear me breath through the phone like a pervert"

"... Hi."

"HELLO" I screamed into the phone.

"Well, good First impression there buddy" he said in a sarcastic tone, "Anyways, I didn't get to know your actual name, so what is it??"

"Albert.."

"Nice name"

"Thanks.. you have a nice name too."

"ThAnKs" He cutely said, which made me bite my lip so I wouldn't laugh. "So, do you have a YouTube Channel?" He asks, "if you do gaming, we could play together."

"OKAY YESH I DO SURE" I screamed into the phone once again.

"Jeez Dude you don't have to scream" he says.

"Sorry, I'm socially awkward."

~ oof ~

"Do you have Discord?" Jake asks through the phone. "Uh, yeah. It's ( skdkdkerifjcbsb )" I say, nodding my head even though he can't see me.

"Cool. I'll add you. I'll call you from there." He says, hanging up. I nervously tap my foot until I finally see a call from Jake.

I answer and I immediately forgot there was face cam on. I was shirtless and only wearing a pair of pink boxers. "SHIT!!" I screeched, immediately falling on the floor. I slowly get on my knees, peeking up at the desk to see Jake's reaction.

His eyes were wide, that's one thing for sure. He also had this sly smirk on, with one eyebrow raised.

"Yeah dude, nice first impression. Y'know, if we become long term friends and someone asks how we met, I'll tell them about this" he says, chuckling loudly. I embarrassingly crawl across the room, grabbing a T-Shirt and shorts. I put them on awkwardly and waddled my way to my desk.

"Ignore what just happened" I say, fixing my hair up a little. I look at him, and he looks at me, causing an even more awkward silence between us.

"So.. what's your Yt channel?" He says, fidgeting with a pen. "Um, Albertsstuff" I reply, sitting down. He quickly looked up at me and his eyes widen in surprise.

"The Albertsstuff?!" He says. I nod casually. "Wow, I found Albert's Number behind the back of a van people use to kidnap children with!" He says, cracking his knuckles loudly.

"Shut up" I laugh, logging on to Roblox. I started the video off from there.

~ skipplies ~

I yawned loudly, rubbing my eyes. "Dude we've been talking for 5 hours!!" I say, "that's a lot."

"Yeah dude" He whispered.

"Hey, if we ever had a kid what would we name it" I blurt out, unaware of what I just said. "... I'd name it Samuel" he says, " he'd have my hair, your eyes, my jawline, and your body." He added.

I looked lazily at him and blushed slightly, while I yawn like a kitten.

"Dude your yawn is adorable" he chuckled, showing a light shade of pink over his cheeks. "ShUt uP" I laugh, checking the time. "Ey it's 2 AM, imma head to bed now" I whispered, getting up.

"Ight, Bye bitch" He says.

"Bye Jakey" I say unconsciously again, ending the call and smiling sheepishly.

~ FIN ~

I'm sick and this is too short Bye.