~ Jalbert One Shots ~

~ Mexico ~

I am proud I did most of this at school >:3 ( no I am ashamed in myself )

Jake's POV:

Today, is a big day.

Today, me, Albert and Samuel are going to Mexico.

I rolled around the bed a little, stretching my arms and legs. I look to my side to see Albert still snug as a bug in rug.

I gently rolled closer to Albert. "Ey dawg, we gotta get ready" I whispered gently in his ear. He slowly opened one eye, then closed it immediately.

Plan A.

I move even closer to him, gently kissing his nose. I then kiss his forehead, then his cheeks, then his eyes, and his ears. I could see him smiling softly, but he still didn't get up yet.

Plan B. You better not fail me now.

I suddenly got on top of him, and I started tickling his stomach.

It was his weak spot.

His eyes shot open, and he then started laughing. "D-DUDE OKAY I-I'LL GET UP!!" He laughed, surrendering to me. I smirked as I got off the bed, slowly heading towards the bathroom. I look at myself in the mirror and cringe. I then took out my toothbrush and toothpaste, and began brushing my teeth.

I felt a warm pair of arms wrap itself on my waist, and a soft head press against my back.

This was my weak spot.

Damn him.

I slowly let my guard down, and began to loosen up a little. I slowly played with his fingers as I kept brushing my teeth. "Ey, ya wanna wake up Samuel" I suggested as I spit into the sink. "Good idea" he said softly, unwrapping himself from me. I immediately missed his warmth as he walked out of our room, going into Samuels.

I grinned as I heard Samuel scream of joy. He must've figured out we're going to Mexico.

I threw on my usual sweater and jeans on and I sauntered to the kitchen. "You excited bud?" I asked Samuel, who literally came flying into the kitchen, and quickly taking a seat. "Yeah!!" He chirped loudly, grinning widely. "I've always wanted to go to Mexico!"

"And that's why we're going." I said.

~ Time skïp ~

Albert's POV:

I could see Samuel's eyes widen in excitement as we entered the plane, taking our seats. We couldn't find a seat for 3, so I sit next to Jake, and Samuel sits in the other side.

I gently grabbed Jake's hand, lacing our fingers together. "How long is it to Mexico?" I asked Jake, leaning on him.

"About 2.71 hours" he replied. "Well, Jeez. You sure know your numbers" I said, surprised. He simply smirked and looked out the window. We were finally taking off. "Hey, do you think I'll be able to see Carlito there?" I asked Jake. He shrugged quickly.

"Mom my ears feel weird" Samuel whispered loudly, slightly cringing. I chuckled a little bit. "You'll get used to it, bud." I said back.

I watched in interest at the TV as Jake was softly sleeping. "Did you know that the oldest condom ever found dates back in the 1640's? They were made by animal and fish intestines." The man on the screen said. I silently gagged, imagining it. "The first man to urinate on the moon was Buzz Aldrin, shortly after stepping onto the lunar surface."

"What the hell."

"In 1567, the man said to have the longest beard in the world, but died after he tripped over his own beard by running away from a fire."

I literally laughed out loud.

I gained strange stares from other people and I immediately turned off the small TV. "Jake are we there yeeeeet" I asked him annoyingly, waking him up.

"Dude it's been 30 minutes"

"Shit"

~ another small depressing time skip ~

"MEXICOOOOOOOOO" Samuel screeched, running out of the plane into the airport. "EY SAMUEL COME BACK HERE!" I yelled, chasing after him. I soon catch up to him and I swiftly pick him up. "You ain't going nowhere little man" I giggled, tickling him. "PUT MEH DOWN MA" He screamed of laughter, squiggling around.

I chuckled, setting him down. "Dad hElP!!" Yelled Samuel, running to him. He jumped on him, nearly knocking him down. He laughed at him, and carried him to me. "Now what" he asked with a blank face. "Samuel here is our translator and our communicator person thing. He can speak Spanish!" I said.

"Damn, I'm really craving for some tacos dood" Jake said. "Entonces vayamos a la tienda de tacos!" Chirped Samuel. We all giggled childishly. "Okay, let's go!" I said, dragging Jake and Samuel to the Taco Shop.

~ Fin ~

Pokerface wanted me to say to y'all:

"Jingle Bells

Batman Smells

Samuel laid an egg

jake mobile

lost a wheel

and Albert said hooray!"

I laughed so hard at this I don't know why lmao.