*hands you your daily dose of Jalbert* Here you go.
BY THE WAY YES I DREW THIS DO NU STEEL MAH ART PLES I LO YOU
Okay, yeah, so these are one shots. They will at least contain:
* Fluff and will be sappy
* Maybe some smutty scenes and kinky shit
* H...
Albert groaned loudly under his pillow and slowly looked up at his tall, (annoying) boyfriend.
"What'd ya want? It's 11 in the morning!" he hissed while crawling back into his bed sheets. "I got you a gift" the taller one whispered.
"Oh really?"
Albert slowly started getting interested and peeks out from the sheets. He looked at Jake, who was cupping something small in his hand. Albert smiled shyly and sat up. "Ah, you're too kind" he said in a sarcastic tone while half smirking.
Jake smiled wider and lightly grabbed Albert's hand. He gently put it on his palm and started giggling.
As soon as he released his loved one's hand, the shorter one eagerly looked down to see what he had received.
His gift was a gift made out of rubber bands.
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(A/N Sorta like that, lmao. Imagine there's a bow on it bc I forgot how to make a bow with rubber bands D: *excuse my soggy hands*)
Albert felt the urge to laugh out of anger, but then Jake would start questioning his sanity.
And we don't want that.
He looked up and gave Jake a genuine smile. "T-Thanks, Jake. I love it" he said, fighting off the urge. He looked at his eyes which had a brim of tears. He raised an eyebrow and questioned him.
Before saying anything, the taller one bursted out laughing, leaving Albert more confused then ever.
"It's just a joke Albert!" He chuckled while wiping away his tears of mirth. Albert smiled sarcastically and crossed his arms. "Then where's my actual gift, hm?"
"Standing right in front of you"
"That's more like it" the shorter one said while kissing Jake's cheek.
Jake chuckled while stroking Albert's fluffy hair. "I'm gonna make some coffee. Want some?"
"Sure"
Jake smiled before walking into the kitchen and fetching some coffee. Albert got up from his bed and slipped on some hot pink socks.
He silently tip-toed to the kitchen and tried to look over Jake's shoulders.
Which he failed miserably at.
He heard Jake chuckle quietly and he bent down, so Albert could see what he was doing.
Albert rolled his eyes and gently rested his chin on Jake's shoulder. "Y'know, if I was your wife, on the first day of our marriage, I'd put poison in your coffee."
Jake lightly chuckled, "and if I was your husband, I would drink that coffee."
Albert laughed, almost stumbling down on the floor. Jake turned around with a smile glued to his face. "You Okay?" He said while holding Albert's hand. The shorter one nodded, feeling a hint of embarrassment inside. Albert looked towards the living room, and completely stopped in his tracks.
"Wha-What happened to the living room?" He said while running to it. The room was completely devoured by pillows and stuffed animals of all sorts. Jake chuckled and approached him. "I was thinking we could watch some movies here. I bought a projector and hooked my laptop to it. I'll make it project on the ceiling so we can lie down on the floor."
Albert gave him a cheeky smile and playfully punched his arm. "You see, this is why I'm dating you."
Jake turned off all the lights and crawled towards the laptop. He quickly pressed play and laid closely beside Albert. "What movie is this?" The shorter one asked while clutching a small teddy bear.
"I heard there's a new movie called 'The Revenge of Tifany Mayumi' made by her brother of boyfriend, Lukas Kenji. Nobody really knows if they're related or not."
"Pfft. Is it a horror movie?"
"Ha! Obviously. What kind of romantic movie would be called 'Revenge'?"
"I hate your guts."
"Aw, I love you too baby."
Albert rolled his eyes and leaned against Jake. About half an hour passed and a jump scare took place, scaring the living daylight out of Albert.
"OHhhH mY gOodNesS?!?" He screeched, clinging tightly onto Jake's shirt. "Ah shit, you okay baby?" Jake asked, half asleep. He gently kissed the teddy bear, thinking it was Albert. "Jake? Are you okay?" The brunette asked, raising an eyebrow at him.
Jake was a deep sleeper.
But not as much as Albert (lmao.)
But Albert knew a trick to wake him up.
He smirked playfully and gently blew cool air in his ear.
That woke him up pretty quickly.
"Aw, Albert! Did you do that thing again?" Jake whined while rubbing his ear. "That feels so weird."
"Well, I was concerned for you because you kissed my teddy bear, thinking it was me" Albert chuckled. "Well, I'm a little tired" he smiled while kissing Albert's forehead. "Cmon, let's go to bed" Albert whispered before turning off the laptop and the projector. "By the way, can I borrow your cologne?"
".. why?"
"I just need it for something. Your gonna be leaving tomorrow, right?"
"Mhm. The cologne is in my bathroom."
"Okay."
Albert walked calmly to the bathroom, grabbed Jake's cologne, and walked into his bedroom. Jake followed closely behind.
Albert grabbed his body pillow and sprayed it with Jake's cologne.
"What are you doing?" Asked Jake.
"Whenever you're away, I grab your cologne and spray my body pillow with it, so it'll feel like your there when I go to sleep." Albert stated casually.
Jake chuckled.
"Here" He said while taking off his shirt. He grabbed Albert's pillow and shoved his shirt on it. "That'll help ya."
"Cmon I'm tired" Albert whine while going on the bed and under the blanket. Jake giggled and went in, spooning Albert.
"When will you come back" Albert mumbled while holding Jake's hand.
"Probably next week" he replied with a sad tone.
Albert chuckled sadly, "guess I'll be keeping your cologne then. Jake smiled and pressed his head against the back of Albert's. "Goodnight" he mumbled.
"Goodnight."
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I enjoyed making this one :D it was a bit longer than usual :3