*hands you your daily dose of Jalbert* Here you go.
BY THE WAY YES I DREW THIS DO NU STEEL MAH ART PLES I LO YOU
Okay, yeah, so these are one shots. They will at least contain:
* Fluff and will be sappy
* Maybe some smutty scenes and kinky shit
* H...
Okay guys before I start this off I wanna say TYSM FOR 2K I LOVE YOU GUYS AAAAAAA
and, I read this manga thingy and it's fucking amazing. It's called "A Man Like You" it's like really addicting and I stayed up till 4 AM reading it. Here's the link to the prologue:
Lol you should go check it out. It's still ongoing tho ;-;. Anyways, Albert is fucking pregnant in this chapter
YES, YOU HEARD ME CORRECTLY.
I SAID
P R E G N A N T.
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Albert's POV:
"AAAAAAAAA OMG OMG OMG JAKE OMG OMG OMG OMG YOU SHOULD'VE USED THE COND.... THE COND THINGY!!" I screamed, running carefully to Jake.
"What cond thi.. oh..." he laughed, biting his knuckle. "Anyways, whats the big deal??"
I show him the pregnancy test thingy, which it's results say positive.
"Uh, I told you we ran out of the cond thingys!!" Jake said nervously, "plus, I was desperate.." he chuckled. "I-I'M NOT READY TO BE A MOTHER.. OR FATHER.. OR WHATEVER YOU WANNA CALL IT!!" I yelp, turning pale. "Ah chill," Jake said, "I know who can help us with parenting."
"WHO?!" I yell desperately.
"Google. Google has all of the answers."
I facepalmed dramatically. "C'mon we're going to the doctor to figure this shit out" I say, hauling Jake into the car.
"AND YOU DRIVE" I say.
~ 🌈🌈🌈 ~
"Congratulations! You're having twin boys!" The doctor chirps happily, clapping her hands together. "PFFFFFFFFFT" I scream. "C-can you explain how the hell I even got pregnant please??" I say, my voice gradually getting softer. "Well, you have a rare condition that not a lot of males inherit. The rare condition hasn't been officially named yet, but we know that it allows a male to have an offspring" The doctor explained, "when your body is ready to have the child, we'll perform C Section to take it out".
"This condition also makes the baby grows MUCH faster than they do it women, so basically you're only gonna be pregnant for a month."
"... shit."
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^ Yes ya girl drew this for y'all.
~ there's gonna be a lotta time skips I sowwy aaaaaa 29 days later ~
"Wanna go to eat somewhere??" Jake asks. "Ooh! Let's go to Taco Bell!!" I cheer. "Uh, Albert... the people there only speak Spanish. We're not gonna be able to communicate very well" Jake points out while putting on a sweater. I shrugged, not caring. "Eh, I don't care! I like challenges" I say mischievously.
"¡Hola señores! Bienvenido a Taco Bell! ¿Qué puedo conseguirte hoy?"
"Hmm.. I want a chimichanga... GIMME A CHIMICHANGAAAAAAA"
"¡Okay okay! Ya te lo busco!" Said the cashier, running to the kitchen and fetching a big chimichanga.
"¡Son nueve dólares y cincuenta centavos por favor!"
I gave the cashier a whopping 20 dollars because I had no idea what the hell they just said. "Keep the change" I say while grabbing the chimichanga and sitting at a near by table. I dug I'm pretty quickly, and when I finished I started to feel a pain forming near my crotch.
"Ah Jake, my crotch hurts" I say nervously while getting up. I look down to see blood dripping from my pants.
"OH FUCK JAKE I THINK I'M GOING INTO LABOR!!" I scream as I fall onto the floor, gripping the chair. "I got it!! Google will help us!!" Jake says while typing something on his phone.
"YOU IDIOT JUST CALL 911!!" I scream, a mixture of concern and pain. I look down again too see a mixture of blood and water.
"Heh... my water broke." I giggled. I soon felt like I've just been punched in the stomach. "OOF" I wheeze while holding my stomach. I weakly look up to see the paramedics burst through the door. They gently and quickly lifted me into the ambulance, and rushed to the hospital.
~ after the baby's are born and jake was in the corner recording everything so he can tease Albert later in the futURE ~
"Congratulations on your baby's!! What would you like to name them sir??" Asked the doctor. "Hmm, this one will be Samuel," I say, "and this one will be Carlito".
"Good choice ma'a- Sir" she says, writing the names on their birth certificate.
"Jake, c'mere" I say weakly. He saunters over towards me and towers above me, raising an eyebrow. "Closer I say"
He gets closer.
"Closer"
He gets closer.
"Please remember to use the cond thingy next time."
