IT/ST CHARACTERS AS THINGS I'VE SAID/DONE

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STRANGER THINGS
Mike- *Tries to sound cool in front of crush.* "One time, I licked a pole, and got herpes."

Lucas- "Did you know that I once tried to exchange my sister, in a dark alley, for a dog?"

Will- *cries because netflix won't load* "WHAT DID I DO? I NEED TO FINISH CHILDREN OF THE CORN, DAMN YOU INTERNET!"

Dustin- *pretends to care*

Eleven - "HAHAHAH BIATCH."

Max- Me: "Yeah dude, I break the roles."
Someone: "Do you now?"
Me: "Yes, I'll have you know that I once drank milk from the carton and didn't throw up."

IT
Richie- Friend: "ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS ISSS, JEWWS."
Me: "STANLEY URIS IS QUAKING YOU ASSHOLE!"

Eddie- "I love all the nicknames Hannah gave me, my favorite one has to be 'faggot'.

Stanley- "Is it a sin to look this good?"

Beverly- "uTERUS HAS ERROR."

Bill- "Fuck you, Disney Is relevant."

Ben- "Im a smol bean."

Mike- *Watches IT, scene where Richie enters room of clowns* "IM AFRAID OF CLOWNS NOW."

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