Yoonseok/Sope one shots

Fuckheads

Gay#1: what does a boy have to do to get some dick around here?

Nochu : my vIRGIN EYES

Pinkprince: bAHAHAH

Hobi: I'm so sorry

Yoongay: o h

RM: Jimin i swear to god

Pinkprince: i should change my name...

RM: don't

Worldwide handsome: nah

Gay#1: oh fuck

Gucciboy: Jin please

Nochu: can i leave?

Gay#1: no

Gucciboy: sup hoes

Gay#1: says you

Gucciboy: says you

Gay#1: touché

Yoongay: ya'll are gaaayy

Hobi: what was that?

Yoongay: nothing daddy

Nochu: my ViRgIn EyEs

Gucciboy: like you haven't seen worse ;)

RM: sssssshhhh

Worldwide handsome: oh do tell

RM: you guys pullin your shit it's 3 in the morning i stg-

Gucciboy: father is angered

Nochu: the sons have failed him

Yoongay: Im out

Hobi: ,,,

Yoongay: yes

Hobi: ;)

Hobi and Yoongay have left the chat

RM: wiTH THIS SHIT AGAIN

Nochu: what are they doing? 👀

Gay#1: when a gay and a gay love each other very much

RM: Jimin you better stop

Gucciboy: bITCH STOP

Worldwide handsome: aaAAAAAHHHHH

RM: fuck this

RM has blocked Gay#1, Gucciboy, Nochu and Worldwide handsome

Worldwide handsome: o H

Nochu: iM

Gucciboy: he gone

RM has left the chat
Yoongay has added Hobi to the chat 'fuckheads'

Hobi: just like Yoongi 😔

Nochu: dONT TELL ME

Worldwide handsome: Hoseok a lonely bitch now 👏🏻
Yoongay: I'm rAight here

Gucciboy: I think Seokjin did it 🙈

Worldwide handsome: no you fucking dingus, it was you read the damn fic-

Gucciboy: dONT SPOIL

Yoongay: spoil what?

Worldwide handsome: bih Jimin got like 376;373839292992&2337447282 injuries and Joon dumbass stepped on a nail-

Gay#1: I did- 👏🏻no👏🏻such👏🏻thing

Gucciboy: DONT S P O I L

Yoongay: spOIL WHAT

Worldwide handsome, Nochu, and Gucciboy have left the chat

Yoongay: u h okay

Hobi: Yoongi tELL me this

Yoongay: tell you what?

Hobi: you'll never leave me right? Not to Tae or to any electronic device? I love you so much you're mine right?

Yoongay: of course I am, why would I ever leave you?

Hobi: prove that you love me

Yoongay: ????

Hobi: just do it

Yoongay: I'll suck your dick ig ;;)

Hobi: and....?

Yoongay: I'll let you beat my walls like I've never ever felt before ;;;)))

Hobi: on the way

Yoongay: works everytime

Yoongay: wtf were they talking ab? Tae did what?

Hobi and Gay#1 left the chat

Yoongay: uGH none of you fuckers tell me anything anymore

Yoongay: I'm gettin my ass beat for the third time this week amen 😩💦
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Sup kiddos I'm back sorry I haven't been able to update onf I had work and Outcast took over my entire weekend but I'm back! I hope y'all enjoy this chapter, its not as good as it should be I'm finna write lowkey smut tomorrow during school ooooo k bye I love y'all 💗- Kubo💕